An Invitation

Delisha looks at her band as they eat their food.

"So, stell naht dinkin abooeht Juice. are ye, Del?" Shannon asks as she looks up at Delisha.

Delisha laughs awkwardly, "O cooehrse naht you selly slag. I'm dahne wit dat betch. I'm foehlly cahmmetted to me mates."

Delisha and Shannon look at each other in the eyes while Tawnee gets up and get the mail.

"Glad to 'ear it."

"'ey Shan! 'ey Del! look at what we gaht in de mail!" Tawnee squeaks as she runs into the kitchen, armful of mail.

"what is it Tawn!" Shannon asks.

"It's an invitation!"

"An invitation to what? Delisha asks.

"To Barahness new talk show!"
" Barahness 'as a talk show?" Delisha raises an eyebrow."

"Aye!" Shannon replies, "It's call Barahness' Cahrner ahr sahme get like dat. It's been all de talk. Soehppahse to be a beg din fahr de league. As a way fahr dem to branch ooeht into mahre shows. Barahness 'ere is goin to ask de 'ard 'ittin questions and shet like dat. It's soehppahse to be ratengs 'ittin gahld."

"Barahness!" Delisha says looking down with clench teeth as her grip tighten so hard on the spatula in her hand it was danger of breaking. "She's de betch who started all dis. She's de one who kednapped me and Juice. and made Juice...." Delisha takes a deep breath, "Who she is now."

Shannon watches all this with keen interest.

"Goehys dey are askin to comb" Tawnee says with a smile, " All fooehr o' oehs."

"All fooehr?" Shannon asks.

"Aye, dey want all oehs three and Chigusa. dey are goin to be askin ooehr plans fahr de future and soehch and wit de band."

Shannon looks up at Delisha and sighs, " Well, del. dis is yooehr band Del. shooehld we go?