Amber Catches Another Pokemon

You continue traveling through the forest without Misty, though you notice her still following you naked.

After a day, you come across another a Pidgeotto.

You throw your Pokeball at Pidgeotto but it swats it away.

"You idiot" says Misty, "you have to weaken it before you can catch it. The only reason it worked on Caterpie was because it was already weak"

You decide to summon Caterpie.

"Are you a moron?" asks Misty, "Caterpie is weak to Pidgeotto"

You recall Caterpie and have Raijin fight Pidgeotto. Raijin uses his thundershock attack to weaken Pidgeotto, allowing you to fight it in your Pokeball. Suddenly Jessie and James appear with their Meowth.

"Prepare for trouble!" says Jessie.

You decide to have Raijin thundershock Team Rocket before they can finish their motto.

"Motherfucker!" James shouts.

"We challenge you to a Pokemon battle" says Jessie.

"You're criminals" you say, "why would I accept a Pokemon battle with you?"

"Let me explain how Pokemon work" says James, "the more Pokemon fight the stronger they get and the sooner they evolve. So by having your Pokemon battle us, you make them stronger"

"Oh, okay" you say, "then lets fight"

"Amber, you still have my Pokeballs" Misty says.

"Well, here's the thing" says James, "while you could help your friend, a male, I get to **** any female trainer I defeat"

"He's right" you say, "I'm not above spanking you but I don't want you to get **** if we lose"

So the Pokemon battle begins. Jessie and James summon Koffing and Ekans. You use Raijin. Koffing blinds Raijin with his sludge attack. With Raijin useless, you use Pidgeotto. He does better than Raijin but is also defeated by Koffing and Ekans.

Your only Pokemon left is Caterpie. Caterpie uses a string shot that completely incapacitates Koffing and Ekans. Meowth tries fighting Caterpie but is also caught in his string shot. After Team Rocket flee, you notice that Misty has pissed herself in fear of Caterpie.

"Get that thing away from me!" she cries.

Caterpie begins to spray silk from its mouth. The silk swaps around itself and evolves into Metapod.

"Your Caterpie has evolved into a Metapod faster than any other Pokemon on record, including Ash Ketchum's Caterpie"

You have no idea who Ash Ketchum is.

"It still freaks me out" says Misty.