Alternative introduction: she doesn't realise how weird her familly is.

I met this amazing young woman in my University Politics class. She was always able to come up with good arguments, while at the same time being respectful and open to alternative opinions. Socially she was like a firework. Bright and amazing. Her humour and easy going nature could brighten up even the most miserable of people and she had a wit to admire. She Never really followed fashion, but always managed to look amazing, simply by picking good colour combinations. It helped of course that she had long golden flowing hair with deep azure eyes that were a window to a pure soul. She also had c cup breasts and a decent bubble bum to go with it. It's no wonder that I said yes when she asked me out. Quite frankly I was amazed. I never felt like I was attractive at all, despite all the people who told me otherwise. But we dated, and the first few months were an absolute joy. Right up until I met her family.

Oh boy how weird they are.

More amazingly, she didn't seem at all aware of how weird they were. I don't know how that was possible. She never warned me, so I only found out when I saw it for myself.

And the weird thing about her family was...