My girlfriend's Weird Family

"Look" I said, practically pleading at this point. "I introduced you to my family, and we had a great time. Surely you aren't embarrassed to show me to your family. Are you?"

"It's not that." Replied my girlfriend "It's more that I'm embarrassed to show my family to you. You really wouldn't like them."

Awkward silence

I met this amazing young woman in my University Politics class. She was always able to come up with good arguments, while at the same time being respectful and open to alternative opinions. Socially she was like a firework. Bright and amazing. Her humour and easy going nature could brighten up even the most miserable of people and she had a wit to admire. She Never really followed fashion, but always managed to look amazing, simply by picking good colour combinations. It helped of course that she had long golden flowing hair with deep azure eyes that were a window to a pure soul. She also had c cup breasts and a decent bubble bum to go with it. It's no wonder that I said yes when she asked me out. Quite frankly I was amazed. I never felt like I was attractive at all, despite all the people who told me otherwise. But we dated, and the first few months were an absolute joy. Right up until her to introduce me to her family.

"I'm sorry" she continued "Perhaps, I should be more open with you about it. but I've never told a soul about my family, for fear of what others might think. To be honest. I'm scared you'll dump me if you find out about her."

To be honest, after what she told me, I can see why she'd be to tell me. Her family really are a bunch of freaks. This may explain why she spends so much time out and about, hanging out with friends, getting involved in her local community, and more recently, dating me: she just wants to be normal. But I never loved her any less for her odd background.

"Don't worry Babe. I'm sure that even if there is something I don't like about her. That doesn't mean I have to dislike you. worst case is I agree that i don't want to see her, but I'll be happy to continue dating you." I hugged her in a comforting way, and she relished the comfort it gave her.

After a few deep breaths, she finally confessed...