Alternate Route: You’ve been “Cursed” by a Witch

You were an all around stand-up guy throughout your life. You’d participated in baseball in high school, made decent grades in college, helped people any chance you got, and generally were thought of as “Nice Young Man” when talked about outside of your presence. You love a good joke, could hang with the best of them at a party, and often sported a smile that could ease the most troubled hearts in the room.

Your life was soon to take an interesting turn however, as during your last day before leaving the campus for your summer job, you were on your way back to the dorm room when you found a sight that left you shocked, and aghast (and maybe just a bit turned on). A goth girl standing stark naked in the hallway, leaning against the door and averting her gaze with a red blush from your prying stare. After several seconds, you snapped back to attention, and turned around, before taking your jacket off and throwing it in her general direction.

Once she’d dawned the jacket, you felt more comfortable helping her out of her predicament. She’d been trying to go to the bathroom, but ended up locking herself outside the dorm naked. Luckily, one singular RA was still in the building to help unlock her door, and you wished her luck and continued on your way after confirming she was back in her room. You didn’t even bother asking for the jacket back, as it was just a cheap old jacket you’d worn in high school that didn’t carry much emotional attachment.

Thinking that was the end of it, You packed your things and headed out for the countryside farm where your friends-of-the-family aunt and uncle lived. During the summer they needed extra help on the farm, and were willing to pay a fairly sizable amount of money for you to offer assistance, since having an extra set of strong hands could never hurt on the farm. However, the girl who you had saved from further embarrassment had decided that your kindness needed some degree of gratitude on her own part.

Unbeknownst you, the goth girl you’d saved was actually a practicing witch. She could conjure spells, communicate with the paranormal, and had on more than one occasion hexed an ex-lover with a curse that made his life hell. But in this case, she decided you were more deserving of a curse with a plethora of benefits.

After using a hair sample left on your jacket, the girl was able to conjure a spell to deduce your greatest desires. The first few were considered too trivial to articulate a curse for, given they were more about dull things the witch had no interest in. The one that stuck out, was the one desire that carried any sort of sexual nature to it.

After viewing some... questionable online content, you had learned you had a secret, hidden desire to be the only one naked among many (more specifically women). The situation itself turned you on for some reason, and you couldn’t help imagining being naked at a party, having your clothes stolen, or getting caught streaking. Obviously you were far too much of a stand-up guy to realize any semblance of these hidden desires that even you didn’t want to acknowledge or admit to, but the girl you’d saved was grinning ear to ear upon finding this out. With a sly grin, she started mixing various concoctions and ingredients together to make a potion that would change your summer. A potion that would make literally every person you encountered want you stark naked at almost all times.

The witch later found you packing the last box into your Aunt’s car, and offered you the drink after mixing a small bit of grape flavoring into the concoction. Being you could never turn down anything grape-juice related (after all, it was your favorite flavor for almost everything) You ended up accepting the entire pint-sized bottle she’d given you.

The witch watched the car speed off into the distance, grinning wickedly. She hadn’t expected you to down the entire pint-sized bottle, and as such had cursed you with at minimum 6-8 weeks of the effects.