All together

We hear whistling as we find Matt, Sarah, and Tom waiting for us. It looks like they’ve been hitting the bottle too. If I manage to stay less inebriated than they are, I should be able to navigate any more troubling scenarios.

Tom was first to rise and greet us, bottle in hand. He attempted a hug at Nicole who managed a spin move before flicking his bulge. He winced before trying to play it off and shoving the bottle into my hand.

“Drink up lil’ John! We’re ahead of you and need to get the game rolling. Might help with your confidence too.”

Ok so much for the sobriety advantage.

“I’ve got a joint!” Sarah reached behind her ear and began waving the cone. It looked huge.

“I’m in on that” Nicole said before sitting down next to Sarah.

“Shouldn’t matter which, as long as they choose a poison right?” Matt said, looking at Tom.

“Sure alright. So what’s your poison?” Tom asked looking at me.

Ok, I had to think this through. I wasn’t sure how long I’d be stuck in this speedo, so I need to be sure I can maintain the bulge.

Is liquid courage the answer, or am I risking whiskey dick?

Getting horny and carefree from the weed? Or would I get anxious shrinkage?

I need to make a decision.