A voice speaks before you

"Aha! It seems that a mortal has dedicated themselves to me. Suck it, father! Anyhow, you're probably wondering why I'm talking to you inside your head - don't worry, no one can hear any of this" you furtively glance around the temple, and indeed it seems that only you can hear who must be Hermes, unless Loki decided to play a trick on you "no no I assure you Loki would never disguise himself as me; the mother of Sleipnir would be in way too much trouble in terms of his reputation if I spread word among the mortals. Anyhow here's the deal, I'm looking for a champion and you seem dedicated enough. Thus I pronounce you my champion; don't disappoint me. Oh, and before I go, if you ever want a roll in the hay, make sure to please me enough and you may just get your chance. Just a warning though, I don't bottom."

Before you even get a chance to respond, the connection gets severed. Seems the messenger of the gods doesn't waste time. Also seems you're his champion now.