A quick apology.

“Halloooo Dahlings!” Heidi’s broad white grin fills the screen in its entirety. “We are currently experiencing an unexpected break in production due to an unfortunate case of sudden illness. One of our important production crew is currently having a bout with SARS-CoV-2. As such we have forcibly paused the entirety of the show, placing all contestants as well as Our Special Man in suspended animation until production can resume.”

“Thank you for your patience in this trying time.”

Yeah gang, I have COVID-19. It sucks. I can almost keep myself vertical for three hours a day at this point. Anyway, I’m going to stay hydrated and sleep more. Hopefully I’ll be able to get back to writing soon.