A potions quiz

Ron and Hermione were nowhere to be seen as Harry looked around once more. He had a very good idea what they were up to though. Alone now, Harry decided to try and find out more about... whatever it was that was going on here.

How though, he asked himself. How do you find out more about something if you do not know what you are looking for? He stood up to leave the great hall. On his way out he saw nothing out of the ordinary. Girls being used in every way imaginable. Just as it was supposed to be. Maybe everyone was going at it with a bit nur vigour than usual? Then again, maybe this was just a case where you will end up seeing something of you start looking. Who knew.

The rest of the castle was a bit calmer. Harry started his way up to Gryffindor Tower. The first odd thing he noticed was this. As he walked up a flight of stairs he ran into two Hufflepuff girls. When they saw him, they both clasped their hands tightly over their mouths, looking at each other in panic and ran off. The odd thing was not so much that they ran away. That had happened before, understandably. But why the hands on their mouths? Strange...

In front of portrait of the fat lady, Harry ran into Angelina Johnson. She had her broom over her shoulder. Harry has not seen her at breakfast, but then he remembered that it was Monday. On Mondays she always took her broom out for some extra flying training, rain or shine. She looked like she just came back from one of the more rainy sessions. "Oh hi Angelina. Rough weather?" Harry asked. Her response floored him.

"Yeah, nasty weather. I just want to be fucked hard in any hole until I feel warm again." Angelina started at him with an utterly bewildered expression. "You... Er, what?" Harry asked. Her mouth stood agape for a moment before she went on. "I said, I want to be fucked very very hard. Right now!" She almost screamed it in a frustrated tone. Then she glared at Harry and of HE had done anything, before storming off into the common room without another word.

That weird look on Ginny's face earlier, the girls holding their mouths shut, Angelina's outburst... Something was up here. It seemed to involve the girls speech somehow, Harry theorized.

When Harry went inside, the common room was practically empty. There were no girls around to further investigate his theory. Harry sat down in one of the comfy chairs and thought about what had happened so far. He wanted to get to the bottom of this. At least that was his plan. He did remember that he had lessons in a couple of minutes though. At least, there would be more girls to find out more about this.

Today started with potions, so Harry made his way down to the dungeons. To Harry's surprise, Snape seemed to be in an exceptionally good mood today. A sneer, the closest thing he could probably manage to a smile, split his face. The other students entered the classroom one offer the other. Harry noticed that the girls all were very quiet. In fact, none of them spoke at all, now that he noticed it.

He was about to ask Hermione something, not she held up her hand to stop him and got out some parchment and a quill. Snape started the lesson before she could do any more though.

"Good morning" he said, rather untypically. In that moment, Lavender came rushing into the room, out of breath and her hair all messy. A common sight. Snape, surprisingly looked happy to see her. He slowly walked up to her. "Miss Brown. There you are. I just said, good morning." Lavender looked up at him and nodded, seeming a bit afraid. Harry could not blame her, it was freaky to see Snape like that. "The polite thing, Miss Brown, would be too reply, don't you think?" Snape urged her with an evil grin.

Lavender had ****. "I... Well I... Good morning Sir." She said, sounding very deliberate, very careful. Just as she was letting out a relieved sigh, she blurted out "I really love big fat dicks taking my bubble butt hard from behind."

There was complete silence in the room. Lavender looked afraid. Snape raised his eyebrows. "I assure you, we all knew that. Not it is nice to hear it or loud I suppose." He turned away from her and lavender sank into her seat, blushing.

"Today, we will not be brewing any potion. Instead, we will have a little quiz. " With that threatening suggestion he suddenly turned to face Parvati. "Miss Patil, let us start with you. What is the main ingredient of any sleeping draft?"

Harry had to about that he would have no idea what the actual answer was. Neither did Parvati judging by the look on her face. But then again, that probably would not have mattered mich anyway today. After Snape looked at her imploringly, she stammered "I... I mean I.... I really wish I could be jerking off cocks right now. Or at least fondle some balls." Hey face looked horrified.

"Well, I don't want to say you are wrong, as I am sure that is true not no, that is not the answer I was looking for." Harry noticed that Hermione was slipping him a note. He read her hastily scribbled words

'Weird spell makes us say these things. Working on some counter jinx. Until then, this is how I will communicate.'

Harry had figured something like that. He logged back up as he suddenly heard Snape's voice again. "It seems like Miss Granger is passing around important notes instead of listening to us. Normally I would confiscate that parchment, but I think we would all much prefer to simply hear it's contents from her." Some of the Slytherins chuckled.

Hermione looked helplessly between Harry and Ron. But there was nothing she could do to avoid it. "The note said... It said..." She sounded like she was fighting this obscure spell. But it was no use. "It said that I really wish to have something long and hard shoved up my ass all day long." There was a clearly angry undertone in her voice.

Snape played out his mock surprise "Oh is that so? In that case thank you for sharing, I am sure all of your fellow students are glad to know that"

Hermione looked like she wanted to climb into a deep hole and hide away for the next week. Snape went on to absolutely embarrass every single non Slytherin girl in the class until the lesson was over. Just before he dismissed them he said "I think we have all learned a lot today. And girls, I am sure so if the guys are happy to help you out with those wishes. Miss Brown, you stay for a moment. I... Want to ask you a few more things."

Harry and Ron tried to shield Hermione on they way out. Before they were more than 10 steps away, they heard unmistakable sounds from Snape's classroom.

What a first lesson of the day it was!