UglyMedia

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UglyMedia was last seen:: 4 days ago

Gender:: Male

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Homepage:: http://www.patreon.com/uglyMedia

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: be an upstanding citizen, an advocate of decency.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: sacred scripture and restaurant menus.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Vladimir Putin

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Actually, you’re probably referring to the “vulva

I write erotica because: it’s cheaper than commissioning something.

In conclusion, I am: happy to be here.