A few rare Boon Cards

You read through the cards you've been handed with a thinking hum.

Blonde Behavior (Challenge Card, Enchantment, Common, lvl 1)

You lose a bit of intelligence as you go a little blonde, but you also get some physical and social perks. Gain $100 dollars, a Boon Card and a token on this card every time you do something "blonde." Every token increases your "blondeness." and multiplies the amount of money you gain for triggering the challenge.

To remove Blonde Behavior from play, Get an A at a school or online test, do an honest day's work, or dye your hair non-blonde.

Dick pics (Challenge card, Common, Timed, Enchantment lvl 1)

Take a picture of your penis and send it to a friend. Gain $200, two Boon Cards and remove Dick Pics from play.

Failing to complete the challenge within 24 hours you must draw and play a Punishment Card, then remove Dick Pics from play.

Slut Life (Challenge card, Uncommon, Enchantment, lvl 2)

You become a little sluttier than before. Gain $200, a Boon Card and put a token on this card for each climax you and a person have. This person cannot be the same person you had sex with the previous three times. Every token increases your sluttiness.

If you get requested to have sex with someone you've had sex with before and you don't have sex with them within 12 hours, Draw and play a Punishment card and an extra token on this card.

You may spend one token from this card to make people you haven't had sex with before, want to have sex with you.

To remove Slut Life from play, don't have sex with more than one person in two days.

Mirror world Traveler (Boon Card, Rare, Personal, Enchantment lvl 2)

If you look into a mirror for a few seconds, you will see a world a bit different than our own. The mirror world is changed every ten minutes, and the next world can be influenced by thinking very hard on one to three key words before the mirror world changes. Touching the mirror with intent to swap worlds will swap your current world with the mirror world, applying any physical changes to yourself and others. You remain aware of your previous two worlds.

Infectious (Boon Card, Uncommon, Personal, Enchantment, lvl 2)

You gain the ability to transfer your Challenge or Punishment Cards' effects to others.

Create a copy of the most token-filled of your Challenge or punishment Cards' effects to a human target you can touch for ten seconds. Then take a token from your selected card and transfer it to the target's respective cards. Gain a boon card and $200 for each token you transferred.

Polymorph (Boon Card, Rare, Other, lvl 3)

You gain the ability to change someone or something's physical form. You must hit the target with a ray of light emitted from a finger or by touch. This Boon Card starts with ten tokens. Every 24 hours, if the card has less than ten tokens, put a new token on this card.

• One token: Change someone's physical appearance in a minor fashion. (Ethnicity, sex, double or half their mass, close to species )
• Two tokens: As above, but change someone's physical appearance and instincts in a dramatic fashion. (human to cat or horse, still quite sentient)
• Four tokens: As above, but changes everyone's but the caster and target's memory of the past. Target gains new experiences but remembers their former past.
• Eight tokens: As above, but everyone but the caster forgets the past form of the target.
• Slow curse: Spend one token, target starts at one token as above. Every 24 hours, the curse grows with one token until it reaches eight tokens. Casting takes ten minutes but requires a picture and being not more than two hours walk away from the target.

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"Wow, this sounds nothing like the wikis online described it," you say with a small blush and a stammer.

"What do you mean?" Jeff asked, turning his office chair around to look at you as he finished the game he was playing.

"It's... very lewd," you say and shrug. "Take a dick pic and send it to a friend. Slut Life gives you cards for having at least three lovers you rotate on. The only one I really can see me doing is the Blonde Behavior, which apparently makes me act all blonde," you say as you give Jeff a tired look through brown eyes from under your brown haired bangs.

"Huh, maybe you got scammed into installing a fake version?" Jeff asked rhetorically. "Anyway, might as well give the blonde a go? If it works anything like the game as it's been described online, your level is one plus the sum of Challenge and Boon Cards you got in play."

"Sure," you say and make a unhappy sigh while pondering your options. "Though I could probably play the dick pics card and gain a level while its active," you say before leaning back in the couch, pulling up your sweatpants to tighten the fabric around your crotch a little. "Though I suspect the game won't accept any dick pics of my junk," you say as you look down at yourself and give Jeff your best Butthead impersonation chuckle.

"Maybe it's gender neutral," Jeff said with an eyeroll. "Can you re-draw?"

"Might have to wait a day to draw three and discard two from my hand," you say as you lean back and groan. "But if this is a fake version that's a long time to wait to be disappointed. Decisions decisions..."