A failed hero, humiliated and exiled

"I'm so sorry, My Lord! I didn't know!" Young Baron Montgomery pleaded.

"You stand here, in my daughter's chambers, stark naked and brandishing your manhood as if you are her lover or her betrothed, which you are NEITHER!" The incensed Lord Grandvue shouted back.

It was true, the young Baron Mongomery was indeed standing naked in the Lord Grandvue's daughter's chambers. However, this was a bit of a misunderstanding. He was sent to find a spy within the castle. To blend in, he wore the garmen5s of a peasant, and as he followed a hooded figure into a secret crawlspace, he found a series of passages he was able to fit through, but only by crawling on his hands and knees. He followed the figure, but his clothes had snagged on cracks, crevices, and seeming other brambles. He had been clad in his underclothes when he came to a wooden grate above a chamber. He watched as a girl walked in and slowly undressed and changed into a night gown. He had only seen her from behind, but knew it was the Lord's daughter, and he felt a stirring in his loins as he gazed upon her. His hands became sweaty, and slipped. He caught himself on the grate, which pushed open and he fell, his last garment snagging on the open grate door, stripping him fully. He stood up, unaware of his exposure as the young girl was shocked by the intruder and screamed, leading to her father and his head of security finding the naked knight in this terrible coincidence.

"You have made a grave error, Sir Montgomery! I hereby banish you from my township. And your king shall know of your attempted transgressions with my daughter! You shall be stripped of your knighthood, therefore I seeing fitting tat you shall remain stripped as you are led to the edge of town, bound and humiliated!" The Lord proclaimed.

"No, My Lord, please, this is a mistake!" Baron pleaded.

"My only mistake was trusting you with the safety of my family. No GET OUT!" The old man pointed to the door.

Baron made to cover himself, but the head of security bound the former knight's wrists behind his back, and paraded him through town. The people jeered and threw rotten fruits at him as he passed. He reeked and was covered in refuse when he was unceremoniously left in a field, his hands still bound behind him...

"Wait, untie me! I beg of you, I have suffered enough!" He dropped to his knees and hoped for mercy.

"I think you can do with showing off that...blessing of yours. I'm sure someone would find you and take pity.." the head of security spat.

Baron looked down. He didn't understand. As a knight, his shame was always away from the view of others. And he likewise never gazed upon what other men had between their legs. Of course, the other men saw that the young knight was indeed blessed with a penis that dwarfed their own, and thus were threatened by it. Therefore, the Lord felt it safe to keep his daughter's virtue away from such a "vile entity" when he gazed upon it.

Baron Montgomery knelt in a glade, feeling ashamed and humiliated beyond measure. He was alone, naked, bound, and left to the mercy of the wilderness. He looked up to the heavens, and prayed for salvation, crying into the night...