A delivery with some guidelines

You start looking at resumes, deciding that it is the right move until you get something else. You start sorting them into yeses and nos. What you can't help but notice, but also what you expected was all the candidates were female. Go figure. After you get to the end of the pile of resumes, you start working on some new product features you need to discuss with Lisa. you see the door to the workplace swing open.

You look up to see.... a delivery driver for a courier service. A smoking hot delivery driver, a girl next door type with short brown hair, dressed in the shirt and slacks that made her look like she was a hot woman wearing a delivery Halloween costume. She enters and notices you, first thing. At first she looks stunned, and you try your best to pretend that you take no notice. Then, she slowly begins handing out the mail, first to Marina. They seem to have a conversation and some giggles. Then she head to Lisa's office. This time you see them point at you, happily discussing your predicament. Then she exits the offices and comes walking over to your side. You hope to God she goes to Rachel's. Instead, she knocks on your office door. Shoot.

You gesture for her to come in. She drops a couple packages on your desk, along with a Manila folder. "I'll need your signature" the delivery girl says. She holds out her pad and pen.

"Sure" you reply. As you sign, you notice her staring at your crotch. As all the women in your life seemed to do nowadays. You finish signing, holding out her pen and pad, but she doesn't seem to notice. Too busy ogling. You clear your throat, which snaps her out of her daze.

"You know mister," she says, taking back the pad and pen, "as an expert I must say, that might be the nicest package I've ever seen"

You glow red, but at this point, you must grin and bear it. She then lifts up her phone to take a picture. "Wh-What are you doing?" you say, unable to cover up but **** to let this random hot woman take photos of you. "Well, the company that asked us to deliver that," she pointed at the Manila folder, "was very insistent on picture proof of delivery. I can see why now." And with that she snapped a picture of you, standing there in all your glory. "See ya". And with that she was gone. You open the manila folder, curious to see what is inside.

Out slide a paper, with a letterhead of a law firm - Max & Associate. The page read:

Opinion on nudity wager documents:

We have reviewed the two documents (Wager consent agreement and Nudity consent agreement) and are happy to report that any concerns of sexual harassment from the women towards the nude male (Mr. John Doe) are unfounded, so long as his nudity and actions are part of wagers and his consent outside of those wagers is respected. He may also abandon the wagers at any point (incurring the penalty of being fired for cause) so he has provided implicit consent to any outcome or happenings of the wagers.

There is, however, a concern noted among us. Sexual harassment by Mr. Doe towards the women. He may not cross over their consent and do anything not sanctioned by the wagers or by consent. We see this particularly as a problem with ejaculation. The nude male may not ejaculate in front of the women unless it is part of the wager itself (e.g. "I bet I can make you cum in 2 minutes), the forfeit of a wager (e.g. "If you lose you have to masturbate to completion), or with the consent of all those who may witness it. We have noted some exception - if the nude male needs to cum during a forfeit that doesn't require it (e.g. "If you lose, you have to jerk off for 5 minutes"), he may request the winner of the wager to allow it.

As a reminder, sexual harassment leads to being fired for cause, the same result as failing to respect the wagers. If all of the harassed parties are willing to sign off (in exchange for forfeits), that may help prevent the firing for harassment. If you need any further consultation, we are happy to do a site visit and lay down the exact guidelines in person.

Yours respectfully,
Penny Max, Attorney at Law.

Just as you finish reading the document you see Sandy knock on your office door, papers in hand. You look at your watch, it had been an hour and half since you had give her the work. She had done the proposal! You signal for her to come in, and she strides excitedly into your office and places it on your desk. You hope to God she made mistake, you want to spank her badly. You need a win. But if she wins, well, she can do whatever she wants. And after the document you read, you might have a harder time with all this than you thought.

You start to look over her proposal, scanning carefully for mistakes.