A collection of magical erotic goods.

Rook opened and peeked into the bag and was immediately struck with a sense of wonder. Though from the outside the bag itself looked like it could have only fit something the size of a basketball, the inside was much larger, and held quite a few interesting items.

Instead of fishing them out one by one, Rook opted to just dump the contents out onto the bed to get a good look at all of them at once. At the same time, he opened up the Wish Note to find that the first couple pages were full of neat script that was not his handwriting detailing each of the items on his bed.

The first entry seemed to be about his new cock-ring and the largest of the objects, a wooden box with a lid that was a perfect one foot wide on all sides.

You might mistakenly believe that the cock-ring I have given you is simply deleting your ejaculate or preventing it from coming out, neither is the case. You may have noticed the amethyst set into the ring, and the position of this gemstone is very important.

Rook locked his bedroom door and promptly disrobed to get a better look at his new crotch-ornament. He did, indeed, spy the tiny purple gemstone. He also took note of his constantly erect, pulsing, and throbbing cock that definitely looked like it was in the throes of orgasm, yet no cum was erupting from the tip. He continued to read.

Though you are in a constant state of ejaculation, by now you shouldn’t feel like you are actually orgasming, this is intentional. While the cock-ring is in a position so that the amethyst faces upward, no sperm will escape. However, your penis can still be stimulated in all of the usual ways, and doing so will bring you to a sort of secondary climax. If this happens, the cock-ring will temporarily disable and allow your sperm to erupt. In essence, if the gem is turned upward, you will have a relatively normal experience, disregarding the constant erection.

It was true, while Rook was certainly feeling constant euphoria, it wasn’t really in the forefront of his mind anymore. It had kind of faded into the background, he felt like he could just let the feeling come to the surface again if he wanted it to, though. But okay, this seemed simple enough. Gem up, the flow of cum was stopped. He did wonder what was happening to it, though.

Rotating the cock-ring so that the gemstone faces the opposite direction will effectively “turn it off”, allowing sperm to run freely for as long as the ring is rotated in that way. Oh, and by the way, don’t bother trying to remove the cock-ring, you can’t. It will always stay clean and never be uncomfortable, though.

Rook paused and turned to look at his desk. He grabbed one of the few remaining empty water bottles—he had a problem with throwing them away—and decided to rotate the ring until the gem was facing the floor. He held the water bottle in place and gaped as fresh ropes of spunk were shot into the clear plastic container, and they didn’t stop. It actually felt really good. He managed to fill the bottle entirely before finally turning the ring back into its original position and sighing with satisfaction. He read on.

If you’re wondering where all the sperm goes, that’s where the wooden box comes in. If you open it, you’ll find four glass bottles within. By now, all four should be filled with your cum. When the amethyst ring is turned upward, all of your sperm is magically teleported into one of these glass bottles, and the box can hold a potentially infinite number of said bottles though it will only show four at a time.

Rook examined the box and confirmed that, indeed, there were four glass bottles full of pearly-white cream separated by soft leather cushions.

If you remove any of these bottles, a new one will take its place the next time the box is opened. If a bottle is emptied of its contents or left unattended for more than one hour, the next time that nobody is directly observing it, the bottle will disappear. Nobody besides you will notice the sudden absence.

Rook wondered, briefly, what the point of that was. But then a sudden vision entered his mind, a potential future. He saw his sister with her thin-yet-busty frame exit the bathroom after her shower, clad in only a towel with steam rising off her pale skin. She entered the kitchen and opened up the magic box, pulling out one of the glass bottles filled with Rook’s cream. Then she opened the stopper and began chugging down the liquid, a little bit spilling down between her cleavage.

That was the point, he realized. And if it wasn’t yet, it was definitely going to be if his Wish Note had any say in the matter.

Just so you know, my blessing didn’t just make you a continuous sperm-faucet; it has also become a veritable ambrosia. Any who drink it will remark on its delicious taste; its thickness, consistency, and texture will vary depending on the preferences of the drinker; it can quench thirst and fill an empty belly; and it can even alleviate an illness if consumed during sickness.

That was pretty crazy. Rook was tempted to drink some himself just to see. Perhaps an experiment for the future. His attention was brought to the next item on the list. It was a very pretty glass sphere about the size of a tennis ball. It was darkly colored, but inside was a beautiful depiction of a spiral galaxy with a glowing violet center.

Next is the Wish Stone. One of the harshest limitations of your “Wish Note” is that it cannot enact wishes retroactively. Anything you wish for can only be effective from the moment of writing it onward. The Stone functions in exactly the same way as writing down your desires in the notebook with the same limitations with regards to realism, but with the exception that the wish can be granted retroactively. While the notebook could never grant a wish that you had been born a woman, the stone could do just that. The Stone will also grant any wish immediately, without any potential wait time that the notebook might require, and only you will know that anything has changed.

Oh, that was awesome.

It is recommended that you take great care in deciding what to wish for with the Stone, as it can only be used once and then it will vanish from your possession. And no, you can’t just wish for more stones and no, I won’t give you any more. No cheating. And don’t forget that the Stone and notebook alike can only grant realistic wishes, even the Stone can’t turn the sky red. To use the Stone, you must grasp it firmly in your hand and speak your wish prefixed with the phrase “My will be done…”.

Rook eyed the sphere a little more cautiously now that he knew it was so valuable. He decided to gingerly return it to the bag until he was ready to use it. Then he moved on to the next item, a simple silver ring not unlike his new cock-ring but without the gem and which was clearly intended for his fingers. With some experimentation, he found that the ring fit easily on each of his fingers, even his thumb, magically adjusting its size to fit snugly no matter what.

The silver ring isn’t a complex tool; it’s quite simple, actually. When you wear the ring, you, and anything you do, will be completely ignored by anyone observing. It also has some minor suggestive qualities which I will leave to you to explore on your own. Anything you do or any suggestions you make will be forgotten the moment the ring is removed.

Nice, nice, a ring of invisibility was always a useful tool. Rook already had some ideas on how to use that. Next up was a silver tube of lipstick with “Concubus Kiss” embossed on one side and “Midnight Black” on the other, interesting.

Even simpler is this lipstick I’ve left you. It’s my own brand given out to my concubus servants, and I think you’ll like it. When applied, the lipstick will turn your kisses into bartering chips. Your kisses will be a valuable commodity than anyone you are attracted to will accept as payment for favors requested. How valuable the kiss is will depend entirely on how long and deep it is. Should you decide to kiss someone without making a request for a favor, they will consider it a gracious gift, and may even try to return the gesture in some way.

Rook didn’t even hesitate as he popped open the tube, looked in his vanity mirror and applied the makeup right away. When he returned, he looked at one of the last items on his bed, a jar filled with bright yellow candies that reminded him of Lemonheads.

I have no idea what sort of stuff you’re into, I left this one just in case watersports is your thing. If it’s not, feel free to just skip this entry and move on to the next item. Anyone who suckles on one of these candies will proceed to urinate without regard to circumstance. The urination will last until such time as the candy has been completely consumed or is removed from the mouth. Anyone offered one of these candies will accept them and nobody will treat any of the effects as unusual or as troublesome, no matter where the resulting urine ends up, even on another person. If you should be the one to ingest the candy, your urine will have the same ambrosia-like qualities as your sperm, and anyone offered to drink it will accept. All urine created by the candy will clean itself up and vanish without any trace after one minute has passed, and its consumption will never have any adverse effects on the body.

Interesting choice there. Rook moved on to the last set of items. Inside another box, this one about three feet long and eight inches wide, was a set of four silver chokers with large amethyst gemstones set into them. There didn’t appear to be any mechanism to open them, not even a set of hinges. He peered curiously at the accompanying text.

The final items are the silver chokers. You can’t utilize these yet, sorry. You’ll know when you can use them when one of them disappears from the box and reappears around someone’s neck. Once that happens, this entry will update to include instructions for the chokers’ uses. For now, don’t worry about them and just be patient, you’ll like them, I promise.

And that was everything. Rook rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he looked over each of his new toys, he was excited to play.