A case of mistaken identity

"Oh God, this cloth better stays on." Whimpered Mary, her heart beating an thousand miles per hour.

"Just make a beeline to the other entrance, it'll be over soon." Comforted Steven.

The two kept running forward, but due to the eyeholes in the curtain being far too tiny they noticed security rather late. One guard reached at Mary, who quickly tumbled away from both the man and Steven. When she got back up to her feet she noticed that part of her shower curtain tore off, exposing her mouth. Cursing her luck, she continued running down the field. She made an arch to the exit, only to almost run into a broad football player. He ran towards her, Mary almost being cornered by him and the guard. They were but a few feet away, the two reaching out to her. So in a quick action, Mary grabbed both shoulders of the football player, and leapfrogged over the player with a perfect split. As Mary landed, the guard and the player crashed into one another, giving Mary time to run.

"No, that did not happen!" Said Cassie in surprise. "You did not escape two large men by performing a perfect leapfrog!"

"Oh, but she did." Continued Steven, smiling in confirmation. "I caught it in the corner of my eye, but it certainly happened."

"Yeah, I wasn't planning to reveal even more of myself, but I ended up with my legs spread in a filled football field." Cringed Mary.

"DAG-NABBIT!" Yelled Gus, As he punched the wall and hung his head low. "That gal's ass will be broadcasted on tv. Any photo Ah'll take of it now will be worthless!" He rapidly raised his head. "But if Ah have proof of who the 'mystery streaker' is..." Not even bothering to cover himself, he chased the two on the field.

Meanwhile, at the exit.

"Unbelievable, they just had to steal our thunder." Moaned a brunette girl.

"I know, right?" Said a brown haired guy. "We've been streaking most of these games, and now those two take our thing?!"

Mary and Steven ran through the exit, seeing a nude girl and guy with a similar physique to them. They ran past them, only for the guards to see the nude doppelgangers. "There they are!"

"Aww, crap..."

Mary and Steven reached the exit of the stadium, catching their breath at the parking lot. "Just, just one minute." Mary leaned on her knees. "I've been running all night. I'm exhausted."

"We're almost at the dorm. Just a little more, Mary."

Suddenly, an RV reached the parking lot.