"Happy" Reunions

Steven and Mary jumped out of the way as the RV screeched to a halt in the parking lot, hiding behind a bush just as the door opened.

"Steven? Mary?"

The naked couple poked their head out from behind the bush at the voice, making eye contact with Jessica and Tyrone.

"Jessica/Tyrone?" The two asked in shock.

"Steve/Mae!" Jessica and Tyrone replied simultaneously, with smiling with relived looks. These looks of relief disappeared when they noticed the icy glares their naked friends were giving them as they stepped out from behind the bush.

"Jessica!" Mary snarled, "You freaking Bitch!"

"Tyrone! You've got ten seconds to run before I kick your sorry ass!" Steven barked as he approached the dressed couple.

"Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second!" Jessica said, holding her arms up in defense. "Guys, I know you two are a little mad at us, but..."

"A little mad at you two?!" Mary shouted, shaking her head. "No, no, no, no. A little mad is what I was when you accidently deleted my Dark Souls save file after I put over eighty-five hours into the game."

"Mad is what I was when you recorded that Miss Nudity Contest over The Star Trek: The Next Generation Reunion Special." Steven said, glaring at Tyrone.

"That's already the **** penalty..." Mary commented, shaking her head before shouting at the two. "Now? We're freaking livid! Do you two have any idea what we went through tonight?! Do you two have any idea how humiliated we've been?!"

"Hey, you two didn't have to leave the hotel!" Tyrone argued, "We were coming back with your clothes. You could've trusted us!"

"Oh, you mean how we trusted you not to take us to some random hotel, strip us naked, and leave us there?!" Steven challenged with a glare. "One you probably didn't even pay for, considering your names weren't on their records!"

"... I told you putting the reservations under their names was a stupid idea, Ty."

"What?! It was your idea!"

"Yeah, but you could've convinced me it was a stupid idea instead of going along with it!"

"It was under our names?!" Steven and Mary shouted simultaneously, their faces now red in anger instead of embarrassment.

"Can I say something?"

The four looked up to see Dana and Lucy in the doorway of the RV, the latter in an oversized bathrobe while the former was dressed in a towel with red gunk in her hair and on her skin.

"I think you four might wanna consider discussing this inside the RV." Dana said, "Instead of being in public where anyone could take your -" she gasped, "Where's that disgusting creep?!"

"Freeze!"

Gus ran along the field as fast as he could to avoid the capture of the guard, the crowd either laughing at the yokel or letting out cries of disgust as they filmed his streak.

"I gotta tell ya, Carl. In all the years I've commentated on football, I've seen plenty of streakers! But three in one night?"

"I'm more worried about what appears to be a Reverse Prince Albert, Chuck. My Granddaughter was thinking about getting her nose done, but after seeing this? No dice!"

"Dagnabit! This is why Ah like watchin' football! Not playin' in!" Gus muttered as he charged his way towards the other exit...

Before screeching to a halt as a larger football player blocked his path. "What the hell's with all the streakers tonight?" The player muttered as Gus turned to run, only to be stopped as the other guard grabbed him.

"Got me." The Guard said as he led Gus away. "Look pal, I know you want to be supportive of the team, but you and your friends can do it with your clothes on! Also... You may wanna get that checked..."

"Wait! I can identify the two streakers before me!" Gus shouted as The Guard led him to the security office.

"Yeah, yeah." The Guard said, "We already got your friends in the office, waiting for the cops."

"I don't think that matters right now!" Mary said, "Right now, we -" she looked over Dana again, "What the hell happened to you?"

"I got sprayed by a skunk for the third time tonight and borrowed Lucy and Roxy's tub to take a bath with ketchup packets and marinara sauce." Dana explained, "Fun fact: It didn't work, and now I smell like a trio of skunks in a pizzeria."

Suddenly, blue and red lights flashed as a police car slowly pulled up. Mary and Steven yelped as the former hid behind the latter, the latter cupping his manhood as Sam stepped out of the squad car.

"Steven and Mary, I presume?" Sam asked as the naked couple looked at him in surprise. "It's a long story..."

"You darn idjits! These ain't the two who streaked the game!" Gus shouted at the guards as he gestured to the near doppelgangers of Steven and Mary.

"Yes we are!" The woman argued.

"Uh, no we didn't, Zoe." The man whispered, "Those oth-"

"Hey! You wanna go down as a laughing stalk of The Streakers Society by missing out on our one hundredth streak?!" Zoe harshly whispered in response. "Now shush!"

"Calm down, Pal." One of the other guards said in annoyance.

"Ah ain't calmin' down!" Gus snapped as he stomped on a guard's foot and bolted out of the room.

"Get him!" The Head Guard shouted as they chased after Gus...

Leaving the two streakers alone.

"So..." The man began, "You wanna... Maybe fulfill our one hundredth streak just in case somebody at The Streakers Society doesn't buy that those two are us?"

"And why wouldn't they buy it? Those two look like they could be our twins!"

"Well, not exactly. That other chick has a really nice ass, while yours is... Well..."

"... Fair enough. However, we'll talk about how "fat" you think my ass is later, Kyle!"

"... And that's pretty much it." Sam finished.

"Okay, so you guys did try to find us." Steven said to Jessica and Tyrone with a nod, "But if you think that means we're not gonna kick you out after all this, you got another thing coming!"

"Yeah, we kinda figured you two were gonna kick us out." Tyrone said sheepishly. "But hey, maybe these nudist chicks can give us a ride back to the dorm and drop Dana off at her place?"

"We'll do that, but don't refer to us as 'Nudist Chicks' again, please." Roxy said as she stuck her head out. Laying eyes on Sam, her eyes widened in surprise as she blushed and covered herself with her arms. "Samuel?!"

"Chief?!" Sam asked is shock.

"Chief?!" The others gasped in shock.

"The Chief of Police is a nudist?" Cassie asked in confusion.

"Took us by surprise, too." Mary commented.

"I know this is shocking news," Lucy said as she stood in front of Roxy. "However, if we want to get everyone back home, I suggest we get going now."

"Just one more thing..." Mary said as she and Steven turned to Jessica and Tyrone, both donning wicked grins at their former roommates.

"Uh... Mary?" Jessica laughed nervously, "Why are you two looking at us like that?"

"Oh, we just want a little something before we get to the dorms..."