Clothes off their backs

"Give us your clothes. Now!" Mary said in a thick Austrian accent.

"You did not." Cassie chuckled, shaking her head.

"She most certainly did." Steven replied, looking at Mary slyly. "Of course, it probably would have worked better if she was over six feet tall, had the muscles of Hercules, and actually was a killer robot from the future."

"Hey, what about The T-1000 or The T-X?!" Mary defended herself.

"Did you seriously just try to use Terminator 3 to justify yourself?"

"I didn't use Dark Fate, did I?"

"... Point taken."

"Besides," Mary added with a sly smirk, "that's not the reaction that I remember you giving..."

"Good Lord, that was so freaking hot." Steven said, the two lovers blushing like crazy as Mary let out a giggle.

"Wait a second..." Tyrone said, leaning in closer. "Guys? Are those hickeys on your necks?"

Mary and Steven looked at one other and blushed as they saw the marks from their respective mouths on the other's neck. "Uhhhh...."

"You two actually...?" Jessica began, letting out an excited squeal as she playfully jabbed Tyrone on the arm. "Told ya it worked!"

"Yeah, glad your happy about it." Mary said with a sheepish laugh. Her expression then turned stern as she said, "But seriously. Give us your clothes."

"What? Why?!"

"'Why'?!" Steven practically shouted, "We've been running around butt ass naked all night because of you two! How's that for a reason why?!"

"But then we'll be -"

"Now hang on," Lucy said as she crossed her arms, "I think this is only fair for them, considering what you did to them."

"But we -"

"And let's not forget that I now smell three times worse than before because of you two playing Cupid." Dana added, "And considering that my little brother is a cop, and we have been traveling with The Chief of Police -"

"Which I am now realizing we just confirmed to have had sex on the beach to..." A mortified Mary groaned as Steven gulped.

"Ha!" Lucy laughed, "That's nothing. On the night Roxy proposed, we made love in a bush at a crowded park in the middle of the afternoon! And we were lucky to get away unseen!"

"Lucille! They don't need to know that, Honey!" Roxy whispered to her wife through her teeth, her face igniting.

"But -" Jessica tried again, but the looks of everyone else told her that neither her nor Tyrone were winning this. With a sigh, she muttered, "I'm not even wearing my thong..."

"There he goes!" One of the Guards shouted as Gus made a bee line for the exit.

"Ah will get a picture of you two!" Gus snapped as he pushed the doors open and stepped out into the parking lot, his eyes going wide as he saw a still naked Mary and Steven standing in front of another couple who were stripping naked.

And a cop...

And that smelly security guard from the zoo wrapped in a bath towel...

And those crazy nudists in the RV.

"Ya'll are mine now!" Gus said with a smirk as he raised his camera.