A car salesmen struggling to make sales

Shit just rolls downhill. I looked down at my phone and tried to fight off a wave of panic. Reading through the email again I put my phone down and tried to just think. I worked at a high-end car dealership, we worked on commission and if we didn't sell enough cars each month we were out the door. I was a pretty average guy so I had to work hard for each and every sale, and the number of sales I needed this month had just gone up again.

It was Saturday so I was already half drunk with nothing to do so I sat down and started searching around online for something to help me boost my sales. As I slowly got more and more and more and more drunk my searches online began to become more and more out there before I passed out.