A beautiful woman.

Standing before Daniel was a girl. A girl his age, possessing long blonde-hair that was woven into matching braided pig-tails that hung over her shoulders, eyes like emeralds. Much like Daniel, she was completely naked, her breasts perky, her body naturally beautiful and not the "uniformally-attractive hourglass-figure" kind of way you see from celebrities on magazines and in movies. She was completely shaven, Daniel's cock - the boy having tried to keep from hardening - unwittingly twitching towards her hairless flower's direction.

"You are... Daniel?" She asked, her voice so full of hope it hurt.

"I uh," stammered Daniel before snapping himself out of his gawking haze, "y-yeah. How did you know that?"

Her curious look switch immediately to one of giddy excitement, like a child who had just found out she was going to Disney-World as she suddenly wrapped her arms around Daniel. He blushed hard at the skin-to-skin contact as he felt her breasts squish against him as she hugged him, his willpower losing an already failing battle against his cock as it had already stood up at full mast against her lower stomach.

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh OH MY GOSH!" She shouted in excitement in his ear. "I'm so excited to meet you!"

Daniel lowered his arms to give her shoulder blades an awkward pat, too confused and aroused to hug her back.

"Er, you... too?"

The angel suddenly realized something and broke the hug, her faced.

"I'm sorry. Sorry. Got a little excited there," said the woman, who was suddenly played with the tips of one of her braids in embarrassment. Not from his erection apparently, but from her behavior.

"No problem. So, you apparently know me, but who are you?"

"Who am... oh! How rude of me. Guess I forgot to introduce myself."

Without warning, to Daniel's astonishment, a pair of wings burst out from her back without warning Daniel jumped back at how quickly they came out, like a massive jack in the box. They were huge, every feather.

"I'm a virtue. You're virtue, actually. I was made for you."

Daniel blinked.

"Wait, virtue? What do you mean? And what do you mean made? By who?"

"Er, well," the wo--angel thought for a second. "Okay, so you're human. Every human is assigned a watcher. They're like bureaucrats or something. And they watch everything a human does. Everything they eat, how they eat it, how they dress, when they masturbate, you get the idea. Then, when that person dies, the watcher tallies their life and decides where they go when they die. When that person comes here, the watcher makes a virtue (that's me) to look after them."

"'Watcher'? Like... like a guardian angel or something?"

"Exactly! Exactly like a guardian angel!" Said the angel, or 'virtue' as she called herself.

Suddenly Daniel realized something.

"Wait, what was that about '****'? Where are we?"

"Well," the angel sounded hesitant. "Virtues are made after that human is dead."

"Dead?"

"Yeah..." said the angel, suddenly awkward again. "You're dead."

Daniel's heartbeat suddenly thumped against his ears.

"But it's okay! You're in Paradiso now!"

"Para... diso?"

"Yeah, Paradiso! You know, Paradise. Or Heaven. Janna. The Good Place. Crowning Jewel of the Universe or whatever. Same difference."

"B-But what about my parents? My friends, my life?!"

"Still alive."

Daniel felt like he was going to faint. He found a large rock on the cliff-face he was standing on and sat down on it. The angel sat next to him and took his hand in hers, retracting wings into her body.

"I'm sorry," said the Virtue. "I know this must be hard. But you're parents Watchers told me that they're on the right track, so you'll see them again."

"So... this is Heaven?"

"Uh-huh."

"But I'm an atheist."
"So?"

"Aren't... aren't I supposed to be a believer or something if I'm supposed to be in Heaven?"

"Believer? In what?"
"I dunno. God. Jesus. The afterlife."

"Look," began the Virtue, putting both hands on his, "you've never even met the guy. Hell, I've never met the guy. I mean, I've only existed for as long as you've been dead, which is like..."

She paused for a second.

"...and hour. Doubt is necessary. And even if you didn't believe in morality as objective truth, you still did good. Good enough to be here. I'd think that's proof enough."

"...I guess so."

"Besides, I think I owe you one."

"What's that?"

"Well, I'm a virtue. I was created for you, so if you didn't come here as a reward for your good deeds in life, then I wouldn't exist."

"Okay. So what exactly do I do here?"

"Anything you want. And I mean anything. You want something to eat?"

Suddenly a massive buffet table appeared in-front of them. On top of the table sat every food Daniel ever loved. Roast chicken breast, bananas, watermelons, street beef-tacos, chili-burgers, milk-shakes, Chef Boyardee Pizza fresh from the oven.

"Was there ever a movie you wanted to see?"

The sky went dark, and almost like a distress signal, a massive screen appeared on the sky. On the screen a movie started playing, Daniel recognized the characters as those from Rocky Horror Picture Show, but the scenes were unrecognizable, as if it were one of the sequels that was never made, having been filmed and screened in another life.

"Anything you want you can have. It's my job to make the rest of eternity as nice as possible."

She looked down and finally noticed your erection which had lasted all this time. She blushed, but she did not look embarrassed or awkward or anything. If anything, she looked as though she had eagerly prepared for it. She reached down and grabbed the shaft, her other hand taking Daniel's and placing it on one of her breasts.

"I can even take care of this. I'll do whatever you want."

She closed her eyes and closed the distance between them and kissed Daniel.