A New Sorting

Disclaimer from the 'main' author: This branch is an alternative timeline. Certain events and rules may therefore differ from the main story, but this should not keep anyone from reading, enjoying, and thoroughly jerking off to it :)

The next morning, Hermoine met Ron and Harry in the common room and they went for breakfast. They noticed only 7th year students were present.

At breakfast, everything seemed normal until Professor McGonagall got everyone's attention. "Witches and Wizards. We will now sort the female students. You will be sorted into one of four categories of free use: Vaginal, Anal, Mouth, or Breasts."

A gasp went up from all the women.

"You must comply!" said McGonagall, and her voice echoed throughout the hall, and the room quieted. "Pansy Parkinson!"

Pansy Parkinson slowly made her way to the professor. It was as if Pansy did not want to go, but her legs were moving her she turned to face the students and knelt. McGonagall put the hat on her.

"Hmmm," said the Hat. "ANAL!"

A cheer from the boys went up. Pansy stood up and her ass started to grow until it was a large bubble butt. She then made her way back to her seat as every boy she passed slapped her ass.

"Next up, Romilda Vane!"

Romilda went up the same was as Pansy and knelt.

"Mouth!"

Romilda's lips swelled and her mouth formed into a O shape. She then went back to her seat.

"Hermoine Granger!"

Hermoine tried not to move, but her body betrayed her and she went up to the professor, turned around and knelt then McGonagall put the hat on her.