A Hard call on the way to work

“Good morning, Freckles,” I said as I answered her call.

“Robbie, I swear to God, you’ve ruined me,” Zenya grumbled by way of a hello.

“OK,” I chuckled at the tone in her voice. “What’s up, babe?”

“Don’t you Babe me, you motherfucker living a State away,” Zenya growled. “I’m horny as fuck and I don’t have my man here to fuck me. And I can’t even get phone sex out of you at night because you’re busy fucking your big titty goth girlfriend instead of your big titty egirl girlfriend.”

“Is that your way of telling me that we’re official now?” I asked.

“You know what I mean,” she laughed. “Look. I’m naked in bed.” My phone pinged in my pocket since I was talking remotely through the truck speakers.

“Freckles, I’m driving,” I said. “I can’t look.”

“Well then you can’t see how fucking hard my nipples are for you,” she said, her voice going a little huskier as another text pinged. “Or how wet my pussy is.” Another ping.

I groaned. “Fuck, I wish I was there to fix this little problem for you, baby.”

“Yeah, well, you aren’t,” she said. “But what you can do for me is tell me all the nasty things you did to Cattie last night, so I can masturbate imagining it was me.”

“OK, first, why would you say something like that while I’m on my way to work?” I asked her, feeling the exasperation in my voice. “I’m already rock fucking hard here and can’t do anything about it.”

“Sorry, not sorry,” Zenya laughed.

“Second, if Cattie or any of the girls wants to share the details of our sex, I’m fine with that, but I’m not going to go spilling the private stuff with others in our weird relationship,” I continued. “Same would go for any details of what we do in private. I will, however, tell you exactly what I would do with you if I were waking up next to you.”

“Mmm, fine,” Zenya groaned. “Just FYI, I’ve got a dildo and a bullet vibrator handy, and Cattie already told us this morning that you fucked her tight little butthole good, and her and Cass and Terra are teasing the others who aren’t experienced with anal - all it made me do is wish we’d done a little of that ourselves. So if the fictional you who is here in bed with me wants to give me a little butt lovin’, I’m totally down.”

It was my turn to groan, imagining burying my face between her wide, meaty butt for a moment and tonguing her all over. “Well, Zee, I think what would happen is that I probably wake up before you do, with my morning wood nestled against your ass and my arms wrapped around you from spooning you all night.”

“Mmm, yeah,” Zenya moaned. “Good start.”

By the time I was pulling into the parking lot, Zenya had gasped her way, between my teasing story and her dildo, into an orgasm that had left her sighing in satisfaction. It also left me hard as a fucking rock in my trousers, unable to get out of my truck because it would be super obvious.

“So, I’m just saying, I could do that… every morning?” Zenya hummed happily, still on the phone. “Make it our thing, at least until I can get your hands all over me again?”

“Honestly, Freckles, I’d love to do that for you, but-”

“Right, right,” she interrupted me. “It wouldn’t be fair to the others not to get turns as well. I bet Leia would love some phone sex. And Wanda’s kinky stuff would probably work pretty well with it too. And God, Becca could use a morning orgasm every once in a while just to start her day relaxed.”

“Actually, I was gonna say but now I have a serious problem getting out of my truck,” I returned to my previous statement.

Zenya snorted hard. “Can’t you just jerk off in your car? You’ve got plenty of pictures to use for inspiration, and I’ll stay on and talk dirty to you.”

“No, I can’t just jerk off in my car,” I said. “I’m in my parking lot at work. If I got caught it would be a big deal.”

“Damn straight it would,” Zenya said, her smirk clear in her tone. “Big. Hard. Veiny. Ready to-”

“Are you trying to get me to go soft by describing penises?” I interrupted her.

“No,” she snorted. “I’m touching myself again while describing your big fucking cock.”

“Not helping, Freckles,” I deadpanned.

“Honestly, Robbie?” she mused. “Once we’re all together, you’ll likely be going to work every morning without the ability to get hard. Just think; you wake up after a night of sex with one or more of us, with another of us giving you a wake-up blowjob as your alarm clock. Then someone else gets some morning time with you in the shower, and you fuck her. Then you get breakfast and a blowjob before you’re out the door. This is only a temporary problem.”

“Zenya, babe,” I said. “This is not helping my current situation.”

She laughed, loud and warm. “Thanks for spending some time with me, Robbie,” she said. “This really hit the spot for me. Have a good day at work.”

Part of me wanted to drop her a ‘Love you’ but Zenya had been the last of the group to make the jump into our weird relationship and we weren’t at making that sort of declaration yet. Instead, I said, “Any time you want, when I’m not in public, Zee,” I said. “I can’t wait until we’re together again.”

“Me either, stud. Talk soon.” She hung up.

Which still left me in my truck, in the parking lot, with a raging boner.

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