A Dead Octopus?

Well there was no predicting this. You pull out a small glass container from the box and hold it up to the light. Within, a little black, tentacled creature floats in a clear jelly-like substance. It seems to be dead.

It seems so small and harmless, almost cute. Pity such a little creature had to die for this twisted science experiment. You decide this little guy didn't die in vain and bring him on home. It could make a cool desk decoration, right?