A 30 year old porn addict

John was your regular run of the mill 30 year old perv. He had little in the way of a good life, living in a dump of a place in the bad side of town, scarping by with a measly wage or stolen cash and not much having more of a social life than the people he chats to online. In fact, the only social life he ever had was through the internet, which included the many fantasy girls he jerks off to way too often. His only prized possession was his crappy computer, which he only uses for porn, mostly to stave off the constant feeling of inadequacy over how far rock bottom he has fallen from his humble roots in a middle class family. He could have gotten a better life if he had not been so stubborn and finished school. Now he was stuck working part time at a video store with no more than 30 bucks to his name at any given time. For John, there was no way out save to live the rest of his days in the dregs of society, or until he gets caught selling off the porn section to anyone who paid extra for the 'good stuff'.

Imagine his elation when he discovers the power of the ring. After conveniently lifting it from some 'fake voodoo hoodoo' shop in town, thinking that he could make some extra cash from pawning it off, he quickly realized its potential after putting it on. The knowledge of all of its previous owners and the many ways he could use the ring flooded into his mind like some kind of magic spell, enriching him with a look in the 'other side' as the voices told him its secrets and dark power. Consumed by the ring's evil, he begins his rampage, getting whatever he wants whenever he wants.