3. Customer Support

Greg pressed the answer call button, his mind filled with a general sense of panic.

"Greg here," he answered, his voice shaking.

"Hello, this is Simon with InferTech customer support, how can I help you today?"

"… you called me."

"You clearly tapped our customer support button on one of our affiliate sites, sir. Looks like you have an MLGBA product you need help with. We would like to apologize if this is in response to the changing of our Krampus Sugar Cookie coffee creamer formula, the test market had some feedback for-"

"No, this is about the To-Do list app."

"Oh! One second sir, let me check… did you get the Paimon update to your app today sir?"

"The what now?"

"If you app turned purple, you've been selected to beta test the Paimon update, which uses subsonic and metasonic frequencies to give you ultimate productivity. If you are not happy with the beta, you can turn it off in the settings starting next week." Metasonic? What kind of bullshit was this?

"So… if something unexplained happened?" Greg tried to lead into a question he wasn't sure how to ask.

"Oh, nothing impossible can happen with the app. It will re-evaluate probability every night at midnight. Any impossible tasks should become immediately deleted." Greg thought about it.

"And if a task was written that I had no input on?" Greg asked.

"Then I suppose its up to probability, sir. You can always remove tasks, though it does defeat the purpose of the To-Do app. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"

"I… guess there isn't." Greg closed his eyes and sighed. "Thank you."

Greg looked at his list. Why it happened - metasonic frequencies, he guessed. What happened - some stupid crystal healing bullshit, he figured.

Feeling up Zinnia wasn't done, so he decided to hunt her down. He locked his computer before leaving his meager office and looking for his manager. He looked and caught sight of her in the break room. He started to walk in before he slipped, his shoelaces slipping under his step, and him falling onto his back. In the act of his fall, he had reached for whatever he could get.

And that resulted in what looked like to most people who would have seen it Greg pushing ZInna up against the wall and him groping her breasts. And what they heard next was Zinnia's scream.