(Mispost)

[AN: I assumed you meant 'shorts.']

Deciding to put that idea off for now, I go back to the idea of making Mom sexier. I mean, she doesn't need the help, but I've got an idea. Mom's always been pretty youthful and high energy, and she dresses like a total slut like most female streamers into gaming do these days... but what if I had her wear something a more stereotypically 'mom,' but sexier? It's the sort of idea I'm not sure she would actually go for, and probably would never think of herself... because what kind of party-happy gamer girl is into yoga of all things?

I replace 'Long Dress' with 'Translucent Yoga Shorts' and Mom--

--better watch out for the bipod!

Today's Mother's Day and to commemorate on stream, Mom spun a challenge wheel of stereotypical 'mom' activities. The idea was to take the task - be it cooking, cleaning, shopping, or - as in this case - yoga - and put her own spin on it to sex things up.

Consequently, she's kneeling on the floor at the club with a bipod in what she considers proper 'yoga' attire: A translucent sports bra and shorts so tight they might as well be panties, with a window at the back that lets one see through to the skin of her ass as if they left anything to the imagination to begin with.

Right now, she's doing 'stretches' that involve squatting down as low as she can while sticking her ass close to the camera as she can manage without knocking it over or slipping and, well, she was doing pretty damn well until her right knee tapped the floor just before the Prompt froze her in place.

...Speaking of the Prompt, it's really weird this time. Something about it feels thinner, like it's already seen extensive use, but I only just tuned in a moment ago. Could i--

--iii-it really not think of anything else to say about Mom than her hair and purse? The purse isn't even in the shot!

(close-up view of twerking ass, gamer girl, lustful mother, enormous pear shaped build, long purple hair, tidy ponytail, taking a selfie, translucent yoga shorts, slutwear, purse, squatting on the dance floor)

[AN: Reminder that any adding new phrases is fair game, as is tweaking ones that have already been changed. One just can't undo or reverse a phrase. The trend of swapping out a new phrase is generally preferred but not technically required.]