"You Go Girl !"

Debbi had brought takeaway pizza and a bottle of wine as she turned up at Kaitlynne's on Saturday for an afternoon of girls' talk.

K (aitlynne) : ( Laughing ) I don't believe you Deb, you're outrageous. You go girl ! I've never shagged one of the customers !

D (ebbi) : Well, he wasn't a customer really. His work mates had paid hadn't they ? He was just the recipient.

K : Well, yeah, if you're going to split hairs. But still. How did it happen ?

D : So, like I said. I'd wanted to talk to him, you know explain and all that.

K : You were so unlucky, it being his leaving do out of all the people it could have been.

D : Tell me about it ! Anyway, when we got back to his place he said ' do you want a coffee ?' And I was like, sure. Then I said maybe he could finish off the spanking.

K : ( shrieking ) Why did you say that ?

D : I dunno, it just kind of popped out. I think there was that photo on his phone, it was just still uppermost in my mind. And I guess after a week of taking my clothes off I was feeling horny.

K : So did he ?

D : Yeah. He said I was a very naughty boss, moonlighting when I should have been at work. So I stripped off and got back over his lap and he walloped me another dozen or so times !

K : ( who hadn't stopped laughing ) And then ?

D : He said I'd gotten him all worked up and he needed a blow job.

K : Blimey, did it taste of curry ?

D : I didn't swallow ! And anyway he could go for hours without coming as I found out !

K : But what about back at work on Monday ?

D : We agreed again that it never happened. Anyway, he's married.

K : What ?

D : Well, kind of. Betrothed or whatever they call it. One of those arranged marriages. She's back in Pakistan until she's old enough.

K : But it was still sort of adultery ? What about their religion ?

D : He said the Imam reckons it doesn't count if it's a white woman 'cos we've got such loose morals.

K : That's convenient for them.

D : That's what I thought but who cares when they're so good in bed !