More Girls' Talk

D : ( watching him crawl around the floor ) So the bairn's better ?

K : He is. Honestly, I can't tell you how grateful I am to you. And letting me keep the money from the gigs too. And all those tips from Pussy Paradise ! They loved you there. Dermot keeps telling me he'd have you back any time.

D : I know, he told me that on the night. Goodness knows why with my terrible dancing !

K : But I can always give you more lessons.

D : Er, thanks but no thanks !

K : Seriously, how did it go there ?

D : It was fine. I think there were a couple of guys there who knew me and thought they recognized me but as Dermot said, it's all deniable with the blonde wig.

K : Exactly. And you know with the club there's no way anyone has any photos.

D : No, thank god. ( assuming an Ana voice ) Bouncers deal with perverts !

K : ( laughing ) Ana's great isn't she ? She comes across so fierce but really she's an old mother hen taking care of us all.

D : I know. You should have seen her when I first turned up and she thought I'd taken your job. I was worried she was going to thump me !

K : But I mean really, what about coming along with me sometimes ? We could work on a double act, a kind of make believe lesbian thing ? The punters would love that and think of the tips ? You're a natural.

D : ( shaking her head ) No, I don't think so. I've had more than enough of a taste this week, thank you very much.

K : Well think about it. I promised Dermot that I'd try. It wouldn't be every week. At least come round here next week and we can try out a routine ?

D : We'll see !