"You Could Have Photo-Shopped It !"

"You could have bloody photo-shopped it" Debbi protested as she burst into Jeff's office. "What ?" said Jeff innocently. "Or better yet, cropped it at the waist" Debbi continued unabated. "What?" replied Jeff, keeping up the pretense. "That bloody photo from the grotto" Debbi was **** to explain. "First it's online in the company newsletter and then I come in this morning and there's a bloody enormous blow up of it in reception !"

"What ?" repeated Jeff, keeping up the pretense though he knew what Diane had done when she had gotten wind of what had gone down in the grotto. "Look" said Debbi, leaning across him and pulling up the company newsletter on his screen. "Oh, the team photo" Jeff answered innocently. "Yeah" Debbi replied irritably. "The team photo that shows my, my, er, um, that shows my you know what as clear as day !"

"Really ? I hadn't noticed" Jeff lied. "And I'm sure nobody else has either" he lied further. "It's not that noticeable."

"No ?" Debbi queried. "No ? When I caught Stew and Simon doing this ?" and she grabbed the mouse and zoomed in on the image. "Not to mention everyone passing through reception seeing that blow up." Debbi began to storm out of the office. "It all helps show the company in a positive light" Jeff called after her as she gave him the finger. I hope she calms down before the photo-shoot for the new year cover this afternoon, he thought.