"Turbo - Season Three"

...This looks interesting! It's the third season of some show named "Turbo", which you've never heard of -- but it's gotta be super old, since it's on VHS here. That means it's vintage! This is so exciting. Hopefully it'll still make sense without the last two seasons.

You slide the tape into the VHS player, and the boxy TV's screen comes to life. A thirty second tinny theme song starts playing. It's set to loop, but really badly, and the cut is super noticeable. Your eyes are filled with invasive, bright, and overly-contrasting colours on the episode select screen. Yep, it's vintage! This is gonna rock.

You have to bend over the press the buttons on the TV and select episode one, and then you quickly run back across the room to plop yourself down {if Bed>0}on your bed{else}on the floor{endif} to get a good view of the TV. You don't want to miss a second! Oh, maybe you should've made some food for yourself. Food would've been awesome. Anyway, it's too late now, because the episode's already starting!