And then the episode starts!

{if@ TVBabysitter == False}Right, so, quick study session! From the opening, you're pretty sure that the main character's this woman named Alice Svenches, who's played by some lady named Jeanette Walker that you've never heard of, because her name came up first. Other than her, nobody stood out except for Debbie Vogue, played by Kirsten Carter, because she has the same name as you. She's your favourite. That's already two characters learned!{endif}

The episode starts with some black-and-white clips of the previous season, as a voice over recaps the story so far. To sum it up, Alice had just been hired by a super-duper rich guy to keep his daughter in check, because she goes out too much and too long most nights of the week. Alice laughs elegantly from across the restaurant table.

"With what you're offering to pay me, how could I refuse?" A tinny laugh track starts playing. It's cut off about halfway through. "Besides.... she should be easy pickings for me. I've done work as a babysitter before, you know -- this'll be easy."

The scene changes to the rich father talking sternly with his daughter, who has her arms crossed with a pout.{if@ TVBabysitter == False} Hey, it's Debbie Vogue! You know that character.{endif}

"But dad, I don't need a babysitter -- I'm already 18!"

"And a turboslut, honey." Her father interjects, which kicks off another laughtrack. This time it's not cut off early. "I've spoken with Alice already, and my decision is final -- she's more than capable of taming you."

Debbie groans. "Daaaad!" She complains. The studio audience starts applauding and wooping as the camera pans out, and the scene changes once again to a shot of the door, now in colour.

DING-DONG

The doorbell rings. The rich father looks over towards it, pulls on his coat, and walks to open it. Alice stands in the doorway, wearing a form-fitting white turtleneck which goes down over her hips. The camera pans up her entire body, clearly making a show of it -- her body is almost the perfect hourglass. She has wide, breeding hips, and from the sense of things it seems like they've been well-used. Alice Svenches gives off an enticing, playfully authoritative air of experience and royalty.

The camera pauses a while on her curvy chest, clearly defined by the tight turtleneck sweater, then quickly pans up to her face as she speaks her first line of the episode.

"I'm here to handle your problem." She purrs out in a melodic voice. "Your babysitter's here to teach that daughter of yours a little lesson."

"Yes, great." The rich father nods, bending down to pick up his suitcase. "From now on, teach her her lessons on time -- you nearly made me late for my meeting!"

"Oh, we wouldn't want that." Alice smiles and steps into the house, looking up towards the top end of the stairs. "I love a good meating myself, you know~."

"Fantastic." The rich father glances at his watch beneath the sleeve of his blazer, then steps outside of the house. "It's 7pm now, I'll be back at 11 -- make sure my sweet Debbie doesn't leave the house, you hear?"

Alice, still looking up the stairs, licks her lips and nods. The father leaves, closing the door behind him. With a smile, Alice starts slowly and elegantly creeping her way up to stairs and towards Debbie's room to give her her greetings.