"Oh fuck! You're gonna make me cum!"

Three big shocks

If you didn’t know better that sound would fill you with dread. But you do know better. You know Nicole well enough to recognize her pornstar impression in an instant. You must have heard it a dozen times, when you were on the phone to your parents or simply trying to talk to someone through a door. Moaning and gasping dramatically in an attempt to embarrass you was one of the few “naughty” things Nicole ever did.

Hearing that familiar, jovial sound now makes you smile. Either Nicole is confident enough about her chances to joke or Tom is so bad at eating her pussy she wants to mock him. You and Matt even share a rye smile, the pair of you both privy to the joke. The others however, are unfamiliar to this rare example of Nicole's sense of humor. Sarah looks back and forth between you and Matt in confusion, Miranda grins triumphantly through the brown hair covering her face, and Tom wallows seemingly in victory in between eating Nicole's pussy.

"Yeah you fucking like that don’t you?" he asks through gritted teeth before going back to licking her, clearly completely fooled by Nicole's overly dramatic impression. "Oh fuck yaahhh! Eat my pussyyyyy!" she groans, dragging out the last syllable of every word like a valley girl getting tazed. Nicole's amateur theatrics make you smirk even as Tom takes that as encouragement to double down on his apparently sub par job. The expression on Nicole's face conveys an easy confidence that Tom and Miranda obviously cannot see, whilst making it obvious to you that she's not worried about anything he's doing.

Nicole's apparently unshakeable confidence in herself comes as a surprising relief to you. Before this dare you wouldn't have been able to say which of the two beautiful women you were rooting for, but now it seems that you were subconsciously rooting for your close friend all along. It's only natural, of course, that you'd want to keep an innocent and naïve young thing like Nicole away from a playboy like Tom. That's the only reason why you'd want to keep her naked body pressed to your side instead of his. As she sneakily mocks Tom you quietly drink in the sight of her body again, her natural gymnast form making her look positively elegant as she perches on Miranda's shoulders, whilst gravity pulls on her modest tits and makes them look bigger than normal. It would seem that being on her hands and knees is Nicole's best position, an innocent thought that invites far dirtier ones into your head.

Whilst you're struggling to control your fantasies and to ignore your enhardening cock in your lap, Nicole continues to make fun of Tom. "Oooohhhh holy shit! You're, like, the best guy to ever lick me whilst balancing me on another girls shoulders," she damns him with faint praise, which he happily drinks in. "I knew you'd fucking love it, slut," Tom gloats, oblivious to how Nicole is making fun of him. Her words encourage him to move his hips faster against Miranda, driving quieter but more genuine moans from her . "Oh my gosh! this must be the best I've ever felt in Sarah's living room on a Saturday night," Nicole continues, practically rubbing his face in it as he rubs his face in her pussy.

Despite how blatant this mockery seems to you, Tom doesn't pick up on his targets sarcasm at all. In fact, he seems to take Nicole's words completely at face value, chuckling to himself cockily before continuing his inadequate cunnilingus while allowing his hips to move at their own pace against the brown haired girl in front of him. Miranda herself seems to have relaxed too, similarly confident in Nicole's weakness and unaware of her rivals mocking attitude. Your crushes perfectly pouty lips have popped open, allowing giddy giggles to escape. Listening to that unsteady and high pitched sound you're unsure if she's laughing at Nicole's perceived predicament, or if it's just an outlet for her own growing orgasmic feelings.

As Miranda's burgeoning orgasm grows, so too does Nicole's confidence. "Ooh! I bet your dick feels just as good as this," she continues, her words being so cutting and unexpected that you have to stifle a loud guffaw at Tom's expense. Now it seems that Sarah is in on the joke too, whispering and tittering with Matt. "Tell him how else you want it Nicole," she calls out, egging the blonde haired girl on. "Harder! Faster! Deeper!" she yells the typical pornstar staples but then continues throwing out increasingly esoteric adjectives "Stronger! Softer! Wetter! More courageously!"

You had all been holding in your laughter for a while but that last one makes you all break, roaring and howling loudly. Nicole herself giggles too, her slender white body trembling precariously on Miranda's shoulders, her little breasts bouncing on her chest. That last jape is enough to make even the completely oblivious Tom twig that Nicole isn’t actually as close to cumming as she’s letting on. He pulls back from her pussy with a wet smooch, his own slobber dripping down his chin, as he asks, "Coura- what? What the fuck are you saying?"

"No, nothing, just keep tongue tickling my wet lovebox," Nicole continues her over enthusiastic amateur pornstar impression, doing her best to back her ass up into his face as she talks. She even crosses her ankles behind his head and bends her knees to pull his face back between her legs. "No I'm confused, what's going on?" Tom continues his questioning, craning his neck back to speak without burying his face in Nicole's snatch.

"God, why can’t you just put your tongue to good use and do your job?" Nicole moans, wiggling her hips and her tight little pussy in his face. "Maybe you should just relax and rub your big love sausage on Miranda's meat cave some more." Those two euphemisms really make you cringe, which is probably why Nicole chose them. "Mmph, maybe you should!" Miranda chimes in, moaning genuinely as she pushes her body back toward him, making her perfect ass shake as she bounces it against Tom's abdomen. Surprisingly Miranda's genuine arousal seems to distract Tom enough to drop his questioning and go back to rubbing her slit with his dick and her clit with his fingers. He even goes back to eating Nicole's pussy, although he somehow finds a way to do that cautiously, like he was suspicious of Nicole.

Across the room you, and Matt and Sarah, share quiet smiles of disbelief, desperately holding back tears of laughter. You almost can't comprehend how Tom bought what Nicole was saying. He must not be getting enough oxygen to his brain with his mouth and nose buried in Nicole's tight pussy. Nicole herself shakes a few stray locks of short blonde hair off her face before giving you her own look of incredulity, also taken aback by how clueless Tom apparently is. Granted, he was probably distracted by the 36C titted goddess grinding her naked body on his cock while moaning loudly, but you still would have thought he would have taken issue with "more courageously."

With Tom's suspicions averted the action of the trio continues on in much the same way as before, except now Nicole keeps her vocabulary to the safe porn fare. "Oh yeah," and "right there," like she was loving it whilst silently rolling her eyes to the rest of you. While Nicole is faking it just a few feet below her Miranda is loving it. Her arms tremble weakly, her breathing has quickened and risen in pitch, and she's had to **** a knuckle between her pouty lips to bite on it in a vain attempt to resist her pleasure. It seems Tom's dick is leagues better than his mouth.

Glancing down to her struggling rival Nicole rolls her eyes again before deciding to engage her in conversation. "Are you gonna cum yet Miranda?" Nicole asks, maintaining her falsetto impression of a woman receiving good oral sex. "I-i'm not gonna c-cum until you do," Miranda answers weakly. Based on the way Nicole has reacted to Tom's ministrations that far you think Miranda will be waiting a long time, but after a moments thought Nicole decides to help her along.

"Oh no, but I'm soooo close! You've gotta cum first Miranda Pleeeaase!" Nicole makes her most dramatic moan yet, almost sounding truly ****. "Ha, ha, N-no way," Miranda laughs, her body rocking from Tom's hips slamming against her. "Oh my gosh noooooo! I mean, yessssss! I’m cumming, aieeeee!" Nicole screams theatrically as Tom cockily slams his hips against Miranda's faster, their bodies clapping together. "Cum you loser! You little bitch loser!" Miranda giggles and moans, giving in too and, from her point of view, cumming seconds after Nicole. As she trembles in orgasm her arms give out and she collapses face first on the couch.

Without her shoulders to lean on Nicole pitches forward too, landing on her back on the couch before quickly bouncing to her feet. While Nicole is already back on her feet Miranda struggles through the rest of her orgasm, her long legs shaking and her toes curling into the thick carpet as Tom's cock makes her pussy gush. Miranda moans almost as loudly as Nicole had, one hand slapping pathetically against the couch cushion in complete submission whilst the other holds her first knuckle to her mouth for her pouty lips to wrap around.

When Miranda's orgasm finally peters out she's left lying and panting on the couch, half her face obscured by sweaty streaks of her brown hair. Seeing her cumming so hard like that with Tom slamming into her from behind like he was fucking her brains out made you uncomfortable, but that discomfort was mitigated by seeing Nicole standing beside them and impatiently tapping her foot. Once Miranda is finished and Tom stops moving his hips Nicole taps him on the shoulder.

"See ya later," she tells him with a little wave, before turning her back on him and walking towards you. "Hey, where're you going? You came first which means you're gonna be sitting next to me and my "love sausage", remember?" He gloats, withdrawing his hard dick from between Miranda's legs with cocky grin. "Nope," is Nicole's simple reply while still walking towards you. "I was faking it, sounds like Miranda lost."

A frown appears on Tom's face. "Bullshit," he argues, "you're just a sore loser." Nicole turns to the only people in the room who could be reasonably considered a neutral party. "Sarah, Matt?" she asks, "What do you think? Was I faking it?" The two of them pretend to have a moment to think and confer before turning to Tom to give him his answer. "Yeah, she was faking it babe, I think you might have gotten a little too full of yourself," Sarah tells him while Matt nods in agreement.

"H-hey, I was faking too." A soft voice says from beside Tom. While this debate was ongoing Miranda was slowly coming to her senses and, when she heard she was about to be made the loser, she had blearily raised her head to join in. Hearing this feeble argument Nicole snorts and stops mid stride to face her beaten rival. "If you didn't cum then go ahead, stand up for yourself," she says, spreading her hands and waiting. Unsteadily, Miranda raises herself up from the couch and moves to take a step toward Nicole, only for her legs to give out beneath her sending her down to her knees. Standing next to the crumpled mess that is Miranda with her hands on her hips Nicole gives you a look that seems to say “well?”

"Hmm, for some reason honey I think I believe Nicole over you," Sarah tells her friend as she tries weakly to raise herself to her feet using the coffee table. Nicole grins broadly as she walks away from the floundering Miranda and towards you. Looking at her, naked as the day she was born and happily rushing over toward you, your heart skips a beat. As just friends you had never taken a moment to appreciate her body before so you'd never noticed how her tits were actually bigger than you'd expect for her skinny frame, or how narrow her waist is, or how she had just enough hips to grab on to and use as leverage to...

Before you can finish that thought she plops herself down happily in your lap, straddling one thigh as she beams down at you. Even through your jeans you can feel a hot wetness seeping on to your leg. Evidently Tom had gotten Nicole wet even though he had no chance to make her cum. You suppose it’s not that unusual, a girl could make you hard by just sitting in your lap but it’s unlikely you’d ever climax that way so you suppose it was the same for Nicole. "Did you miss me?" she asks, laying her hands on your shoulders. "Uh huh," you answer, "especially your meat cave." She blushes and turns her head to suppress a smile. "If you ever seriously call any part of me a 'meat cave' I'll cut off your 'love sausage' and fry it," she replies, making you both laugh.

While you and Nicole share a moment Tom has managed to haul Miranda off the floor and to his side, taking the hat with him to his place on the couch. Despite one of them having a beautiful girl at their side and the other having just enjoyed a loud orgasm they both look sour. Apparently neither of them enjoyed being outplayed by Nicole. Hopefully there won't be any repercussions for her scheme.

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