"My mother expects me to share you with her"

"My mother expects me to share you with her"

"What?" I said "Like how?"

"Sexually, she basically wants to shag you."

"OK that is weird, but why?"

"Because Dad died about a month before I was born- some drunk driver I hear. And ever since, she's gone a bit nutty from not having the D"

"But surely she should go back on the dating market. I'm sure she can find somebody else, right?"

"She was too busy raising me. Plus she never seemed to get anywhere, probably due to a mental block after a bad experience. I don't know."

"So how do you feel about her expectation that you share me?"

"To be honest. I actually feel really sorry for her, she really does need it, but I can't ask you to do that, you're my boyfriend."

"How would you feel, hypothetically speaking, if I were to help out your mother."

She blinked. I feared at that moment I may have blown our beautiful relationship.

"Well, maybe I'd feel a bit jealous, but mostly I'd know you were doing it out of the kindness of your heart. Are you really suggesting that you might actually be OK with it?"

"Baby, if you're OK with it, I'm OK with it. Besides, I'm sure I'll have enough energy to give you an amazing time afterwards."

"Ok, here's a picture, so you know what to expect" and she showed me a picture of milf who was obviously where my girlfriend got her looks from "You can tell me honestly, if you think she's hot."

"Like Mother like daughter." I gave my honest opinion.

"Aww! Thanks babe, so are we really doing this?"

"Yes"

"Awesome!" she said before cheekily continuing "try not to have too much fun without me."