"Just act natural"

One day, Adam was relaxing in the Garden of Eden when his plump helpmeet Eve approached him with a funny-looking fruit in her hand.

"Hey," Eve showed him the fruit, "you should really try this."

"Isn't that the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil?" Adam replied with skepticism, "I don't think we should be eating from it."

"It's fine," Eve tried to reassure him, "that serpent dude back there said it was okay."

"Well, if you say so," Adam sighed and shrugged.

"Yay!" Eve took the bite of the fruit, and her pupils dilated as she simply said "whoa..." and handed it to Adam.

Adam then took a bite, and his own pupils dilated as he was shown all the intricate world of morality and how things were outside the Garden, becoming almost like a god.

"Wow, that was intense..." he said to Eve.

"I know, right?" Eve said.

"Wait," Adam looked down at his partner, eyeing all of her curves from her breasts to her hips, "you're naked..." he said as his penis started getting engorged from her voluptuous form. Looking down, Adam saw his chubby member and gasped "and I'm naked!"

With that, Adam dropped the fruit and covered his privates with his hands. Eve looked down and saw her own naked self, gasping as she covered herself with her hands.

"Ohmygod," she said in a breathless panic, "do you know where the fig tree is? We need to get some leaves..."

"No!" Adam stopped her, "if we do that God will know we ate that fruit and we'll get in trouble. We just need to act natural."

"I guess," Eve turned around and held onto a fern for lookout, cautiously holding her belly. She had a great urge to lay her hair down to cover her nipples, but found that her hair was too short!

Eventually the cool of the day came, and the two heard God whistling as he walked through the Garden. They tried to hide their shame as Eve bounced back and forth on her feet.