God has some fun with them

God, the All-Seeing One, had already witnessed the two gardeners transgressing his one and only command of them. He had a mind to throw them out, but found great amusement at how they noticed their nakedness and desperately tried to play it off as though they were still innocent.

So, God strolled through the garden whistling, wondering how the two would react to his presence.

"So," began he, "how goes it?"

"It's going good, good..." Adam answered in a hurried tone.

"Nice to see you, God," Eve waved with a blush, still fidgeting her legs.

"I trust ye are enjoying the garden and your dominion thereover?"

"Oh, you bet!" Adam chuckled, a chub starting to form. God noticed Eve start to move her arms to her crotch and breasts, but after one glance at her they quickly found themselves back on her hips.

"I should probably do something about this..." God tugged at Adam's foreskin as the man blushed furiously, before turning to Eve and looking her up and down "but this is a fine product of the man's rib.

Anyhow," God started to turn away, "I should get going and leave you to your devices. But first..."