thieveeve

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thieveeve was last seen:: 5 years ago

Gender:: Female

Birthday:: April 13

Location:: United Kingdom

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: sleep, mainly

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: long pretentious centuries old tomes - just kidding, I like horror

My favorite word for "penis" is: Vlad the Impaler

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Cave of Wonders

I write erotica because: it's fun, and it's a good creative outlet to let off steam (if you know what I mean-)

In conclusion, I am: - extremely tired all of the time
- a bisexual disaster
- the queen of procrastination and bad jokes
- an absolute nerd