About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- April 17
- Location
- New York City
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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watch porn, chat with kinky people, play video games, paint, and
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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articles about a variety of subjects (from stupid shit to astronomy/physics and everything in between), in terms of books anything that interests me (from the classics to abstract and bizarre).
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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I enjoy exploring my kinks and fantasies.
- In conclusion, I am
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an enigma.
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Open the door.
by themadhatter
Chapter 2 in Spring Break
A loud knock on the door startles you awake. Looking at the time you think to yourself, *SHIT! That's got to be Autumn.* Quickly getting up from the couch, the television still on, you make your way to the door. Reaching for the door knob to open it, at the last moment you change...
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Introduction
by themadhatter
Chapter 1 in Spring Break
 Just a few weeks ago Autumn, my little sister, asked our parents if for her birthday present they would let her go somewhere for spring break. Already knowing how our parents would respond, she ignored their attempts to speak and continued,...
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Heather
by themadhatter
Chapter 5 in Home Alone
I look at the cute brunnette and glance briefly down at her chest, "Heather, Truth or Dare?" Heather looks down nervously.
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Samantha
by themadhatter
Chapter 5 in Home Alone
I look toward my sister, "Truth or Dare, sis?" She looks supprised.
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Dare
by themadhatter
Chapter 4 in Home Alone
"Dare," I say. April smiles, she adjusts herself causing her skirt to rise up slightly. My eyes are fixed on her legs for a moment and the I look up at her. "I dare you to remove your shirt!" April's face goes red and all three girls start to giggle. "Ok," I say. I get up...
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Truth
by themadhatter
Chapter 4 in Home Alone
I smile, "Truth!" "Do you have a girlfriend?" She asks. "Nope, we broke up about a month ago." I reply.
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"I don't know..."
by themadhatter
Chapter 3 in Home Alone
"I'm not really sure it is a good idea," I say.
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"Sure, why not!"
by themadhatter
Chapter 3 in Home Alone
"Sure, why not." I say, walking toward the bed. I sit on the edge and look at the girls. As my eyes pass over them in turn they blush and look down. April turns to me, "Truth or dare?"
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Go upstairs and say hello to my sister.
by themadhatter
Chapter 2 in Home Alone
I begin to walk up the stairs, the voice are becoming clearer. Now I can clearly make out three seperate voices. I reach Samantha's door, it is slightly ajar. Standing outside, I take a sip of my beer. Laughter erupts from inside. I knock on the door, and the room falls si...
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Introduction
by themadhatter
Chapter 1 in Home Alone
Letting out a sigh of relief I step on to the front lawn. 'Ahh, home at last,' I think to myself as I proceed to walk toward the front door. Walking toward the front door my mind wonders over the past years events at college, quickly forgetting about them as I approach the door...
144 Words 2 Likes 4,495 Views
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