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Sonic the Hedgehog
Chapter 2 in Sex Genie
_You’d never guess it but yes. All characters here are depicted as 18+ and will never not be _ The lamp drops down, this time through a golden ring-like portal, into a world of fast-paced action, machines of EGG-omaniacal proportions, and quite the disparity between male & femal...
1 year ago 72 Words 10 Likes 2,118 Views -
Lagomorphic Lead-in
Chapter 21 in Planetary Alignment Harem
A month has passed since coming to Gotham and things are going great. Sure, your GIPD score (Girls Inscripted Per Day) has dropped considerably, but whatever, you know? It’s not like there’s a time table for any of this, and your ten previously caught gals are picking up the slac...
1 year ago 1,285 Words 5 Likes 470 Views -
Night of the Heady Hunt!
Chapter 20 in Planetary Alignment Harem
Leaping across the rooftops, a purple blur was on a direct course for your penthouse. One final grapple point was all it took to get to the ceiling and start surveying the area. Her radio buzzed, a concerned voice on the other line. ~_kch_~“Are you there yet?”~_kch_~ “Yes I am...
1 year ago 2,162 Words 10 Likes 489 Views -
A totally real chapter that’s really real and not at all an April Fool’s Day prank even
Chapter 19 in Planetary Alignment Harem
And then everyone realized you were stupid and dumb and they hated you and punched your dick off and threw you down the stairs and Wonder Woman and Power Girl were down there and all their boobs and butts were flat and lame and they said _you_ were flat and lame and then your dic...
1 year ago 270 Words 7 Likes 422 Views -
Call an Architect pt. 2
Chapter 18 in Planetary Alignment Harem
It was early morning by the time you returned to what was once Ivy’s fortress of foliage, Shiva and Katana circling you, surveying the area for any threats to their newly christened pound-lord. “Well puddin, let’s see if the ol’ Dufferini made a dent in Red’s plant mes- holy ren...
1 year ago 1,902 Words 10 Likes 437 Views -
Journey to the tourney
Chapter 17 in Planetary Alignment Harem
“Ladies and…” the commentator immediately got confused. “I don’t know what that ‘and’ was in reference to, but welcome one and all to **THE 69TH ANNUAL GOTHAM CITY TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!**” You, Harley, and the rest of the crowd cheered as the lights went up in Gotham Stadium...
1 year ago 1,820 Words 10 Likes 465 Views -
Call an Architect pt. 1
Chapter 16 in Planetary Alignment Harem
“So, whaddya think, Jennifer?” Harley asked the visitor, having just given her a tour of Ivy’s ramshackle greenhouse in the sky. “Jenna is fine Ms. Quinn, and if I’m to be honest, it all seems quite absurd,” Jenna Duffy, also known as The Architect, world renowned lair-based con...
1 year ago 566 Words 11 Likes 516 Views -
Pruning the weed
Chapter 15 in Planetary Alignment Harem
“…off you dyke of a demigoddess! For the last time, I’ll never join this attractive loser’s _harem of superbitches_ or whatever the fuck you call it!” This yelling arose you from your slumber, finding yourself back on Sappho’s bluff. There you noticed yourself again wedged withi...
1 year ago 2,107 Words 9 Likes 635 Views -
A poison upon yee
Chapter 14 in Planetary Alignment Harem
You head up the final set of stairs and finally made it to the top-floor of this high-end, almost palatial penthouse. Although surveying the area reveals it as more of a greenhouse, the floor and shelves lined with pots and plants of all shapes and sizes. “Hey Red, I’m back!” Ha...
1 year ago 784 Words 10 Likes 574 Views -
A bat “saves” the day
Chapter 13 in Planetary Alignment Harem
With the heroine jumping down from the rooftop, you began to see the specific features of the woman coalesce from the shadows. Or more specifically girl as she was clearly another college-aged crusader. A purple-and-yellow cowl and cape were draped above a lithe torso, gray fabri...
1 year ago 1,481 Words 11 Likes 639 Views -
Gotham, baby
Chapter 12 in Planetary Alignment Harem
The red sky. The gothic nightmare architecture. The weird police blimps. Yep, this was Gotham City alright. Stopping in front of a remarkably untouched jewelry store, you and Harley take in the sights and sounds (the sounds being bullets and explosions). Harley sighed deeply, th...
1 year ago 1,297 Words 14 Likes 664 Views -
A gas station *super*store
Chapter 11 in Planetary Alignment Harem
As you drive down Midvale freeway, you asked Harley why she kept the sidecar on if you were just gonna be holding on behind you. “B-Because p-puddin,” she started, her voice clearly trembling from your hog rumbling around her backside for a half hour. “We’d n-need it in case we p...
1 year ago 1,457 Words 17 Likes 855 Views -
Burning rubber
Chapter 10 in Planetary Alignment Harem
You once again woke up, but this time it’s to a beige apartment room with holes in the drywall, clothes of red, black, and even blue persuasions strewn over upholstery, and a disheveled beaver doll pushed over, seemingly no longer needed. In the other room you heard a familiar vo...
1 year ago 1,136 Words 15 Likes 928 Views -
Hep to the Hipp
Chapter 9 in Planetary Alignment Harem
You and Harley awoke to find yourselves garbed in soft woolen togas, her’s clearly a size too small, the cloth hugging all of her delicious curves all the way to her ankles where leather sandals wrapped your feet, completing the look. “Wow, Mistah J! Did’ja flood my cunny so har...
1 year ago 1,594 Words 17 Likes 967 Views -
A vision in roller skates
Chapter 8 in Planetary Alignment Harem
Around the corner, you saw a group of no-goodniks surrounding the hollerer. Despite not being able to see the assail-ee, you charged headfirst towards the assail*ants*. With whatever strength you still possessed, which was quite a bit it would seem, you handedly defeated the enem...
1 year ago 1,191 Words 21 Likes 1,085 Views -
One with salacious possibilities
Chapter 7 in Planetary Alignment Harem
When you awoke, you found that your dorm was no longer situated in the watchtower as it previously was, but instead you were back in your hometown. The quiet little burg of New York City. Sure, to some it would seem like a happening place, but compared to big towns like Gotham an...
1 year ago 759 Words 17 Likes 1,255 Views -
From the land of inverse
Chapter 6 in Planetary Alignment Harem
Taking a well-deserved rest after fucking… well, everyone really, you managed to fall into a deep enough sleep that you failed to hear a trans dimensional portal opening, nor two heroes walking out. “The signal you intercepted must be here somewhere,” the taller figure said, red...
1 year ago 1,046 Words 21 Likes 1,675 Views
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