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Sonic the Hedgehog by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 2 in Sex Genie
_You’d never guess it but yes. All characters here are depicted as 18+ and will never not be _ The lamp drops down, this time through a golden ring-like portal, into a world of fast-paced action, machines of EGG-omaniacal proportions, and quite the disparity between male & femal...
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Lagomorphic Lead-in by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 21 in Planetary Alignment Harem
A month has passed since coming to Gotham and things are going great. Sure, your GIPD score (Girls Inscripted Per Day) has dropped considerably, but whatever, you know? It’s not like there’s a time table for any of this, and your ten previously caught gals are picking up the slac...
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Night of the Heady Hunt! by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 20 in Planetary Alignment Harem
Leaping across the rooftops, a purple blur was on a direct course for your penthouse. One final grapple point was all it took to get to the ceiling and start surveying the area. Her radio buzzed, a concerned voice on the other line. ~_kch_~“Are you there yet?”~_kch_~ “Yes I am...
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A totally real chapter that’s really real and not at all an April Fool’s Day prank even by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 19 in Planetary Alignment Harem
And then everyone realized you were stupid and dumb and they hated you and punched your dick off and threw you down the stairs and Wonder Woman and Power Girl were down there and all their boobs and butts were flat and lame and they said _you_ were flat and lame and then your dic...
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Call an Architect pt. 2 by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 18 in Planetary Alignment Harem
It was early morning by the time you returned to what was once Ivy’s fortress of foliage, Shiva and Katana circling you, surveying the area for any threats to their newly christened pound-lord. “Well puddin, let’s see if the ol’ Dufferini made a dent in Red’s plant mes- holy ren...
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Journey to the tourney by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 17 in Planetary Alignment Harem
“Ladies and…” the commentator immediately got confused. “I don’t know what that ‘and’ was in reference to, but welcome one and all to **THE 69TH ANNUAL GOTHAM CITY TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!**” You, Harley, and the rest of the crowd cheered as the lights went up in Gotham Stadium...
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Call an Architect pt. 1 by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 16 in Planetary Alignment Harem
“So, whaddya think, Jennifer?” Harley asked the visitor, having just given her a tour of Ivy’s ramshackle greenhouse in the sky. “Jenna is fine Ms. Quinn, and if I’m to be honest, it all seems quite absurd,” Jenna Duffy, also known as The Architect, world renowned lair-based con...
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Pruning the weed by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 15 in Planetary Alignment Harem
“…off you dyke of a demigoddess! For the last time, I’ll never join this attractive loser’s _harem of superbitches_ or whatever the fuck you call it!” This yelling arose you from your slumber, finding yourself back on Sappho’s bluff. There you noticed yourself again wedged withi...
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A poison upon yee by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 14 in Planetary Alignment Harem
You head up the final set of stairs and finally made it to the top-floor of this high-end, almost palatial penthouse. Although surveying the area reveals it as more of a greenhouse, the floor and shelves lined with pots and plants of all shapes and sizes. “Hey Red, I’m back!” Ha...
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A bat “saves” the day by theabsoluteworst80
Chapter 13 in Planetary Alignment Harem
With the heroine jumping down from the rooftop, you began to see the specific features of the woman coalesce from the shadows. Or more specifically girl as she was clearly another college-aged crusader. A purple-and-yellow cowl and cape were draped above a lithe torso, gray fabri...
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