qvelly1961

noncommercial entertainment; no money is being made. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Epilogue: Look everybody! It’s an epilogue! Nineteen Years Later... Wait... what? Nineteen? Why nineteen? Don’t these things happen in even amounts of years like "two,""ten," or "twenty"? Or even increments of five years? Why would I go against convention and use an odd number like nineteen? "Oh, look at me; I’m such a rebel. I place my epilogue