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Charge the Wiseman with your Sword

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Chapter 10 in The Sexy Knight

You attack the Wiseman with your Sword. You Slice through his Head and he Falls to the Ground. "How Dare you Attack a Wiseman!!!" You wipe his Blood off your Sword. Suddenly the Dragon Shows his True Form. His Might grows out of the Shadows of the Wiseman. He Breat...

Join the Wise Man by the Fire

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Chapter 9 in The Sexy Knight

The Wise Man Smiles at you. "You are the Knight who's come to save the Princess, eh?" "Has it Occurred to you that maybe the Princess does not Want to be Saved?" "What if the Princess was not Kidnapped, but she went with the Dragon Willingly...

Climb up Cursed Mountain

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Chapter 8 in The Sexy Knight

You Climb up the Cursed Mountain. You see no Sign of the Princess nor the Dragon. The Air gets Thinner and it gets Colder. You come to a Cave. Inside there is an Old Wise Man and he motions for you to join him by the Fire. *******

Charge the Wizard with your Sword

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Chapter 7 in The Sexy Knight

You Charge the Wizard with your Sword. The Magic Missile hits you. But you hit the Evil Wizard at the same Time. You Feel yourself Dying. But then you hear a Voice in your Head... "We've killed Each Other brave Knight. I hoped to kill the Dragon and have the Princess for...

Block the Magic Missile with your Shield

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Chapter 7 in The Sexy Knight

You raise your Shield to Block the Magic Missile. The Magic Missile passes through your Shield and Hits you Directly! "No Shield can Defend my Magic Missiles!" As you Fry to you think of how you Failed the Princess... ************ GAME OVER ********************...

Dodge the Evil Wizard's Magic Missile

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Chapter 7 in The Sexy Knight

As the Magic Missile heads for you You dive to the Ground. But the Magic Missile curves and hits you anyway. "You cannot Dodge my Magic Missile! They are Heat Seeking!" You're last thoughts are of the Princess as your insides Boil away.... *************** GAME OVER...

Head into the Murky Swamp

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Chapter 6 in The Sexy Knight

As you make your way through the Murky Swamp you are suddenly attacked by an Evil Wizard! "Ah, I see it is the Knight who defeated the Elf and the Giant! But I don't think that your Might will be enough to overcome my Magic!" The Evil Wizard points his Staff at you and shoot...

Dodge the Giant's Club

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Chapter 5 in The Sexy Knight

As the Giant swings his Club you dive to the Ground. The Giant miss you and as he tries to recover you Sneak behind him and Stab him in his Back! "Aaaaahhhhh! The Dragon didn't tell me you would be so Fast!" As the Giant Bleeds to you clean his Blood off of your Swo...

Charge the Giant with your Sword

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Chapter 5 in The Sexy Knight

As the Giant rears back to swing his Club, you attack with your Sword. Before the Giant can hit you with his Club you Stab him in the Chest! "Aaaaahhhhh! The Dragon didn't tell me you would be so Fast!" As the Giant Bleeds to you clean his Blood off of your Sword....

Block the Giant's Club with your Shield

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Chapter 5 in The Sexy Knight

As the Giant swings his Club you raise your Shield to deflect the Blow. Unfortunately the Strength of the Giant is so great the he Smashes right through your Shield and pounds you into the Ground! "Ha ha ha! I thought you would at least be a Challenge, but...

Head across the Forbidden Fields

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Chapter 4 in The Sexy Knight

Head across the Forbidden Fields

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Chapter 4 in The Sexy Knight

As you make your way across the Forbidden Fields you stumble across a Giant! "The Dragon warned me that I might see a Knight coming through here! But this is the end of the road for you, Knight!" The Giant raises his Club and swings at you with all his Might! ****

Charge the Elf with your Sword

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Chapter 3 in The Sexy Knight

You charge the Elf with your Sword! The Elf's Arrow strikes you right in the Head and you fall to the ground writhing in agony. "Ha, you were no match for me, you stupid Knight!" The Elf loots your Corpse as you bleed to . ************* GAME OVER **************...

Dodge the Elf's arrow

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Chapter 3 in The Sexy Knight

You dive to the Ground and the Elf's Arrow shoots past you. As the Elf tries to reload you charge him and strike him down with your Sword! "Damn you, Sir Knight! You may have defeated me but you'll never save the Princess!" You smash the Elf's Head in with your Boot. ***

Block the Elf's arrow with your shield

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Chapter 3 in The Sexy Knight

You raise your Shield and the Elf's Arrow deflects off it harmlessly. As the Elf tries to reload you charge him and strike him down with your Sword! "Damn you, Sir Knight! You may have defeated me but you'll never save the Princess!" You smash the Elf's Head in with your B...

Head into the Dark Forrest

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Chapter 2 in The Sexy Knight

As you head up the Road an Elf leaps out of the Woods and surprises You. "You aim to rescue the Princess, but I'll kill you now before you even see the Cursed Mountain!" He takes aim with his Bow and fires an Arrow straight at You! **

Introduction

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Chapter 1 in The Sexy Knight

It is a bright sunny day as you walk into town. As soon as they see you the townsfolk run to you and ask for your help. "The Princess has been kidnapped by the Dragon and has been taken to the Cursed Mountain!" With nothing but your Armor, your Shield, and your Sword you...