newname

Narrative Architect

newname was last seen:: In another dimension

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: do your mom and sisters, duh? Just call me step-dad.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: the O.B.'s

My favorite word for "penis" is: rod, schlong, your mom's favorite thing in the who

My favorite word for "vagina" is: moist folds?/ glistening flower?/ tastes great-les

I write erotica because: I need practice writing, for bitchy texts.

In conclusion, I am: doing every woman you know and if you have a fake twitter account you should die, for the rest drink Noelina.