About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
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- Location
- UK
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play games
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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The works of Terry Pratchett and other fantasy novels.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock and dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Quim
- I write erotica because
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I'm bored and horny :D
I enjoy telling detailed stories that don't just loosely hinge together disparate sex scenes. I also strive to describe my sex scenes in detail, working in multiple senses to help the reader picture the scene as I do.
- In conclusion, I am
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Mostly bored and horny :D
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Rising Favorite
Received 1,000 likes on published content.
Reception Diamond Earned Jun 15, 2026 -
Scene Crafter
Published 10 chapters.
Writing Bronze Earned Jun 15, 2026 -
Story Seed
Published 3 stories.
Writing Bronze Earned Jun 15, 2026 -
Beloved Author
Received 500 likes on published content.
Reception Platinum Earned May 15, 2020 -
Page Turner
Received 250 likes on published content.
Reception Gold Earned Sep 29, 2018 -
Fan Favorite
Received 100 likes on published content.
Reception Silver Earned Jul 19, 2017 -
Crowd Pleaser
Received 25 likes on published chapters.
Reception Bronze Earned Jul 17, 2017 -
Prolific Writer
Published 100 chapters.
Writing Silver Earned Jul 16, 2017 -
Steady Writer
Published 30 chapters.
Writing Bronze Earned Jul 16, 2017 -
First Like
Received first like on a published chapter.
Reception Starter Earned Jul 14, 2017 -
First Story
Published first story.
Writing Starter Earned Jul 14, 2017 -
First Chapter
Published first chapter.
Writing Starter Earned Sep 7, 2016 -
Founding Author
Member since CHYOA's earliest days.
Legacy Legacy Earned Nov 30, 2015
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