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It wasn't a dream, time to learn!
by joketardos
Chapter 70 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You shift, blinking into the waking world, and feel two warm arms draped over your chest, one on each side. Opening your eyes, you find both Sera and Jane asleep and nuzzling up against you. Jane's hood is off, and you notice that her hair is red. It's quite short, about Cassand...
8 years ago 3,136 Words 22 Likes 3,047 Views -
Sera and Krem
by joketardos
Chapter 64 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Eh, Sera was up there already, might as well bring her along as well. And without another mage, you might as well have some more on the front lines, so you tell Bull to bring Krem along as well. In twenty minutes, Bull, Krem, and Cassandra were climbing up the ladder and...
8 years ago 1,319 Words 31 Likes 6,393 Views -
Pussies and Cookies
by joketardos
Chapter 69 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
"Dragons Breath, the Qunari do love their metaphors." Leliana says, placing her hand on the back of Josephine's head and pushing her down to the base of your cock. The Spymasters' fingers fondle your balls while she talks to you. "Qunari agents moving around through eluvians is...
9 years ago 2,724 Words 37 Likes 5,648 Views -
Badly
by joketardos
Chapter 63 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Even with Cassie's wet mouth slurping on your cock, this is the most boring thing you've ever done. You've been sitting here for two hours, listening to Leliana, Arlessa Isolde, and Briala talk on and on about the benefits and drawbacks of the Inquisition, and of it in each prop...
9 years ago 566 Words 24 Likes 5,806 Views -
Bring on the mages
by joketardos
Chapter 68 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You tell Bull to go get armored up and ready, and you grab one of your scouts and tell him to go find Vivienne, Dorian, and Varric, and tell them to meet him at the Eluvian as soon as possible. It's a good thing that they moved the Eluvian downstairs, and hid it in a storage roo...
9 years ago 2,866 Words 17 Likes 4,849 Views -
Warm mouths and Cold quips
by joketardos
Chapter 67 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
A warm, tight feeling around your cock eases you out of your sleep, and you groan as a tongue caresses your balls while your shaft is fully immersed in a mouth. You half start to think that it's Morrigan, before noticing that this through is quite a bit more eager and tighter th...
9 years ago 1,516 Words 29 Likes 5,624 Views -
Marry Sera
by joketardos
Chapter 66 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Huh. To marry Sera... To warp her mind with ancient magic and use her as a sex toy is one thing. To completely change her romantic preferences and make her fall in love with a man is another thing entirely. However, you have been slowly laying the groundwork for something lik...
9 years ago 1,401 Words 36 Likes 6,301 Views -
Kill three birds with one stone
by joketardos
Chapter 65 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Why not kill three birds with one stone? "Josephine, go fetch Krem, and bring him back her as soon as possible" Josephine nods, disappointing but hopeful for later fucking. You turn your attention to the naked redhead in your lap, and grin. "Well well, Divine Victoria, acting...
9 years ago 1,473 Words 18 Likes 5,537 Views -
Cassandra
by joketardos
Chapter 62 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You decide to head over to Cassandra, and walk up behind her, her attention locked on the view of the land around the Winter Palace. You slide your hands in between her arms, and run your hands along her sides and stomach. You feel her jump slightly in surprise, then she turns h...
9 years ago 1,175 Words 32 Likes 7,321 Views -
Sera
by joketardos
Chapter 61 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Bull can wait a little while; time to get re-acquainted with your favorite carpet-muncher. Walking over to Sera's table, you can see her clearly flirting with the waitress, who is actually giggling and blushing abit. Time to put a stop to that, or, at least, a cock in between th...
9 years ago 1,607 Words 32 Likes 10,127 Views -
Let him keep her
by joketardos
Chapter 60 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You decide to let him keep his slut, you could have her later, let Varric have his fun now. "You wouldn't have happened to see where everyone else is Varric?" You ask. He scratches his chin thoughtfully, while his other hand was resting on Bethany's head, giving her a little ex...
9 years ago 615 Words 19 Likes 5,629 Views -
Just wander around
by joketardos
Chapter 60 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Leaving dearest Leliana behind, you spot some more of your old companions; Dorian and Cullen. Dorian is sitting on a couch in an outdoor sitting room, lazily receiving a blowjob from one of the servants, and you can see from here that he's certainly a looker. Not wanting to int...
9 years ago 727 Words 18 Likes 2,776 Views -
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Lie To Her
by joketardos
Chapter 24 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
She's just an elven tart; there are a million like her, and quite a few in that clan of hers. Send some men, but don't help the elves until they are weakened by the bandits, then take out the bandits in one swoop and save the little elves that remain as sex slaves. "Alright, alr...
9 years ago 971 Words 28 Likes 3,786 Views -
Send Help
by joketardos
Chapter 24 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You sigh. This little elf was starting to grow on you, why not? "Alright, alright" you said, stopping her bouncing on your cock. "I'll send some men at once" Her eyes widen, and a tear rolls down her cheek. Wrapping her arms around you, she brings you into a tight hug, her mode...
9 years ago 475 Words 27 Likes 4,034 Views -
Asking for Help
by joketardos
Chapter 23 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
"Hop up on my dick while you read it" You tell Ellana, and she does just that, her eyes locked onto the paper as she makes her way up onto your lap, and sits down onto your cock. She winces when it enters her birth canal, but continues reading her letter, her face growing more a...
9 years ago 557 Words 21 Likes 4,734 Views -
Asshole
by joketardos
Chapter 58 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Keeping an iron-tight grip on her ass, you slowly slide the very tip of your cock in, and Marian's eyes go wide. "No.. please don't... not my ass i... i... won't be able to take it... i've never taken... anything in there before.." She whimpers. You ignore her, and slide furthe...
9 years ago 732 Words 21 Likes 3,278 Views -
Pussy
by joketardos
Chapter 58 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Keeping an iron-tight grip on her ass, you slowly slide the very tip of your cock in, and Marian's eyes go wide. "You little slut. How much have you been shoving your filthy fingers in here, just dreaming about when i would do this to you?" You ask, humiliating her. Her face bu...
10 years ago 743 Words 15 Likes 3,337 Views -
You get
by joketardos
Chapter 57 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
A devilish thought crosses your twisted and warped mind, something that you've been meaning to do ever since you escaped from the prison you were kept in; Get some . With a wave of your hand, Morrigan and Calpernia remove themselves from you, and you send your minions to...
10 years ago 1,830 Words 16 Likes 5,264 Views -
A Judgment.
by joketardos
Chapter 22 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
As you drift back into consciousness, you feel something wet and warm glide across your cock. You keep your eyes closed, but you smile, and enjoy the feeling of a morning blowjob. Wait... you feel two somethings? Opening your eyes, you are greeted, not by the sight of Morrigan...
10 years ago 988 Words 30 Likes 5,527 Views
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