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Chapter 8 in Not real.
"I will have to separate you two from each other if you're going to be disturbing the others." He firmly warns you and Gemma. "Both of you are adults now and I expect better behaviour from now on, do you understand?" "I know exactly how he he is in bed." Horsie says in awe the s...
6 years ago 193 Words 0 Likes 213 Views -
Clara!
Chapter 7 in Not real.
Clara! You manage to lock eyes with her and she calls out at you two. "Sammie! Gilbie!" You hate what your name has been turned into but you'd take this over having to be emotionally open to Gilbert. "Ah, let's talk later." Gilbert pats you on the shoulder. You think he's star...
6 years ago 184 Words 0 Likes 224 Views -
as expected. he doesn't.
Chapter 6 in Not real.
You make motions in the air of groping a chest and Gilbert stares for ten seconds before tilting his head. God why are you so horny by everything. You want to pin this fucking oddball to the wall and ride him and make him sing like the canary you bet his voice would be in be...
6 years ago 290 Words 0 Likes 297 Views -
Gilbert - the oddball
Chapter 5 in Not real.
"Hey." High pitch voice, and you can see his head which is literally peaking above though the hole in the gap of the shower door and somehow you're attracted. "Sam. About yesterday..." If you just didn't know him better... and, well. you don't but you can already tell from the c...
6 years ago 574 Words 0 Likes 308 Views -
cold shower.
Chapter 3 in Not real.
You'd love to rub one out but you are also utterly exhausted. As you tend to be. Which is why your active imagination in the sexual realms are really annoying and unwanted. One cold shower later and you weasel your way under the blankets with your gorgeous girlfriend: Elaine. Y...
6 years ago 110 Words 0 Likes 286 Views -
21yo bartender guy
Chapter 2 in Not real.
You're 21 and sure you've got plenty of girls and the occasional guys in your bed but you still get off more with the fantasies in your head. Reality is weirdly disappointing for you in the sexual realm. Everything else you're happy with. You've recently gotten together with o...
6 years ago 748 Words 0 Likes 447 Views -
just kidding. he's really talkative
Chapter 7 in Not real.
"Clara's such a sweetie isn't she? You just kind of want to ruin her right? If only you've got a dick... And Mr. Candy here... Well, his voice is tantalising maybe as tantalising like mine, if my voice wasn't just in your mind, Queen." Your horsie is literal devil spawn. "You kno...
6 years ago 467 Words 0 Likes 276 Views -
so many missed calls
Chapter 6 in Not real.
It's not your fault you're not glued to your phone like everyone else is these days. Apparently you missed movie night. (It was yesterday night? Talk about a sudden invitation from Clara. Uncool. Oh wait, after you read some of the group chat they decided to have an imprompt...
6 years ago 196 Words 0 Likes 294 Views -
Jane - your dorm roommate from China who's planning to fly back home
Chapter 5 in Not real.
"Sam?" You hear her call for you. Okay, no more music. Clearly it's too obvious who's in it and anyone can willy nilly decide to bother you. "...yeah?" You turn off the hot water and turn it to cold. Guess you won't be getting off fully with her still around. You can't wait ti...
6 years ago 501 Words 0 Likes 372 Views -
that fictional character you in your dream as a kid
Chapter 4 in Not real.
Or well that fictional character's inner character. Who is currently acting as \*your\* inner character. You quickly walked up to your room, dodging and weaving every other person pretending to look distressed which isn't difficult as you sort of are although more of a sexua...
6 years ago 476 Words 0 Likes 371 Views -
Movie night
Chapter 3 in Not real.
"You're such- such a clutz!" She noogies your hair and you wince. It takes forever to get your hair nice and unruffled. "Jeremy and I was thinking, it'd be nice if we mixed our social circles a bit more y'know? Like so it's not just girls with girls and guys with guys." Jeremy i...
6 years ago 328 Words 0 Likes 388 Views -
18yo female college student
Chapter 2 in Not real.
You're at prime time horniness. Honestly, you can't stop thinking about it. Which is why you're pretty distracted in all forms of social interactions. Take right now for instance: "Sam, are you listening to me?" Your friend you made in orientation pokes your cheek and look...
6 years ago 183 Words 0 Likes 493 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Not real.
You are a young adult who lives a normal life like everyone else. You just have this incredibly hyperactive sexual mind that turns you on and distracts you a lot. You manage to be utterly functional most of the time.
6 years ago 40 Words 2 Likes 1,333 Views
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