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Happy Birthday
by idrathernot
Chapter 7 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
This was obviously an elaborate joke on her part. Any moment she'd open her eyes and burst into laughter. She was obviously over the onlyfans thing enough to make a joke out of it at least. She'd laugh even more once she saw how hard he was right now. He pictured her sitting up i...
2 years ago 389 Words 13 Likes 707 Views -
Kylie's Room
by idrathernot
Chapter 6 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
He knocked twice before trying her door. It was 1am (mom and dad took their sweet time going to bed). He pulled open the door and walked inside still expecting to get either a pillow or a beer bottle thrown at him depending on her mood. Neither materialized. The light was low in...
2 years ago 196 Words 11 Likes 810 Views -
Happy Birthday!
by idrathernot
Chapter 5 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
Months passed. May came round. Jay was turning 19. The day, the party and the rest had passed pretty unremarkably. Kylie was uncharacteristically hands off this year though. Usually she was front and center, scheming and plotting in a mostly benevolent sort of way. She was still...
2 years ago 261 Words 28 Likes 1,221 Views -
Moving on..
by idrathernot
Chapter 4 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
The next day Kylie left early in the morning to go back to college. She wouldn't come home again for three months. Jay, appalled at himself and appalled he'd let himself get caught, deleted his account. His first foray into adult experiences having ended pretty disastrously, it...
2 years ago 372 Words 15 Likes 1,112 Views -
Found out
by idrathernot
Chapter 3 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
It was two months before he got caught. He'd been careful; He never interacted with any of her posts, never messaged, never commented, never sent requests, his account name was gibberish and he made sure the app was completely hidden on his phone. Unfortunately, with her mostly o...
2 years ago 285 Words 14 Likes 1,228 Views -
Stupid Sexy Sister
by idrathernot
Chapter 2 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
It was more than a year ago now, he'd just turned 18 and with a long, lonely summer ahead of him before community college he decided, semi ironically, to make an OnlyFans account as a marker that he was if nothing else: an adult man, and more importantly an adult man with a credi...
2 years ago 206 Words 14 Likes 1,408 Views -
Introduction
by idrathernot
Chapter 1 in Just Don't Wake Me Up
_"...rule #6: Don't wake me up :) "_ Jay paused for a moment, then let out a long slow breath. His eyes were resting on the incongruous smiley face at the end of his birthday card and, for a few moments he sat on his bed unmoving, afraid any change or shift in his weight would b...
2 years ago 292 Words 18 Likes 3,431 Views -
The Aftermath
by idrathernot
Chapter 21 in Another Road Trip
John stood for another moment lost in feeling of the orgasm his sister had just given him. After a second or two he opened his eyes. Doe was now stood in front of him again. Despite her best efforts she'd managed to get a few flecks of cum on her face, and a larger patch had land...
5 years ago 562 Words 92 Likes 10,750 Views -
Taking the situation in hand
by idrathernot
Chapter 20 in Another Road Trip
Closing the door behind him John sighed, there definitely wasn't enough time for a shower. He walked over to the toilet but decided the image was maybe a little too sad, eventually deciding to lean against the sink counter next to the door. He reached down and tried to bring back...
5 years ago 706 Words 72 Likes 9,139 Views -
The Hangover
by idrathernot
Chapter 19 in Another Road Trip
John awoke to his hands already clutching his head, the realization was followed moments later by the headache itself. He turned over to lie on his back and exhaled deeply, trying to get his bearings. After a few moments he realized he could hear Doe's voice calling out to him ov...
5 years ago 789 Words 55 Likes 8,396 Views -
RST
by idrathernot
Chapter 18 in Another Road Trip
"It's obviously meant to be Roost, like birds hanging out or whatever" Doe said over her third woo woo. "Yeah but Rust sounds so much more pretentious, that has to be what they're going for" John replied, still nursing the last of his Manhattan. "It's just cocktails dude its not...
5 years ago 1,171 Words 64 Likes 8,949 Views -
Back at the motel
by idrathernot
Chapter 17 in Another Road Trip
It was getting dark by the time the prius pulled into the motel parking lot. Everyone stretched as they stepped out, Doe had eventually relented and thrown her mom's jacket over herself and she hugged it close as she and John headed over to their room. Their parents were doing a...
5 years ago 817 Words 46 Likes 9,076 Views -
Here we go again
by idrathernot
Chapter 16 in Another Road Trip
This was about what he expected. John wasn't sure if he really believed that going for another swim would help, that Doe would somehow get changed and that this car ride wouldn't be yet another frustrating, guilt ridden nightmare. Doe's sole gesture towards modesty was the long j...
6 years ago 713 Words 79 Likes 11,274 Views -
A day at the lake
by idrathernot
Chapter 15 in Another Road Trip
John was once again trying his best to focus on just enjoying the damn holiday. The lake situation was mixed in its support of that goal. On the plus side this was absolutely the most relaxed he'd felt in months. An hour or so of his father's driving, his complaints about the sho...
6 years ago 943 Words 78 Likes 12,316 Views -
Settling into the morning routine
by idrathernot
Chapter 14 in Another Road Trip
John stared at the bathroom door for a minute, running his sisters last sentence through his head over and over again. Had his sister been masturbating in the shower yesterday morning? Why was he surprised by this, it's not as if he was the only person in this family that got hor...
6 years ago 979 Words 74 Likes 11,295 Views -
An evening conversation
by idrathernot
Chapter 13 in Another Road Trip
After setting down their bags next to their respective beds Doe turned to John. "Hey, I just wanted to apopogise for freaking out yesterday. It was weird but it wasn't your fault. And I know it must have been super uncomfortable have your sister ask you to, y'know...". "Jerk off...
6 years ago 578 Words 67 Likes 11,190 Views -
That evening
by idrathernot
Chapter 12 in Another Road Trip
Doe and John grumbled amongst themselves. Once again their father's rigid ininerary was causing problems on the family holiday. The sun had set almost an hour ago and their motel for the evening was still another two hours away. The setting sun had initially brought relief as the...
6 years ago 829 Words 78 Likes 12,197 Views -
Setting off again
by idrathernot
Chapter 11 in Another Road Trip
John opened the door back into the motel room and jumped as he saw his sister standing directly in front of him. "Ugh finally" she said as she pushed past him and closed the door. "Weird.." John muttered to himself as he walked over to his bed. He didnt dwell on it, he was done w...
6 years ago 857 Words 69 Likes 12,215 Views -
It's been a long day
by idrathernot
Chapter 9 in Another Road Trip
John stared up at the ceiling thinking about the day's events. He nearly came while he was in the car with his family because Doe's ass was bouncing on his cock, Doe had asked him to masturbate tomorrow morning, and he was fantasising about doing a whole lot of deeply fucked up t...
6 years ago 194 Words 56 Likes 12,534 Views -
The next morning
by idrathernot
Chapter 10 in Another Road Trip
Doe made it to the shower first, some things never changed. John browsed his phone and decided that, with the exception of jerking off at his sisters request, that was it for weird shit. College had been tough this year and he needed a break. A proper break, not this. Being mind...
6 years ago 643 Words 78 Likes 12,572 Views
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