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doctor," she explained. "I think I saw him en route to the Stag and Hornet an hour since," I explained. "Oh no, he will be incapable!" she sighed. "I know something of medicine perhaps I can help?" I offered. "Oh I think not," she answered, "One of our sisters has a splinter." "Then lead on," I suggested, "I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers." "Up inside her, her dildo splintered," she sighed, "I think you will need more than a pair of tweezers." "Up her?" I queried as I recoiled in shock. "Vagina, cunt what ever your favourite name for a woman’s sexual organ is," she sighed again, "So take me to the doctor and stop wasting my time." I showed her to the Stag and went to rouse the doctor. He was still sensible, after a fashion