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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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I’m afraid not." "Do you have any romantic prospects?" "I’ve sworn off men for a while." "Well then, I think I’ve come along just in the nick of time." "You mean you’re my white knight and you’ve come to save me from a childless future?" "That’s it exactly! Have your children while you’re young enough to enjoy them and to heck with the sperm donor." "Even if I bought your argument, why would I choose you to be my...sperm donor?" "Why not?" "I can think of a thousand reasons. For one thing, I don’t even know your name." "Clark Kent Smith at your service. I can see your skeptical smile but it’s true. My father is a Superman comics fan. My sister was christened Lois Lane Smith. She continued the joke
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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