clarinetnerd

Virgin

clarinetnerd was last seen:: 3 days ago

Gender:: Male

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Read it

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Write it

My favorite word for "penis" is: Dick

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Meat curtains

I write erotica because: The voices in my head won't shut up about plot points

In conclusion, I am: Freaking