bobthebigfatpirate

Experienced

bobthebigfatpirate was last seen:: 2 weeks ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Australia

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: muse about the meaning of life

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: movies

My favorite word for "penis" is: vagina

My favorite word for "vagina" is: penis

I write erotica because: the world will end if I don't

In conclusion, I am: a pretentious bastard