birthdaycake

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birthdaycake was last seen:: 6 years ago

Gender:: Female

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: eat cake.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Birthday cards.

My favorite word for "penis" is: candle.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: cake.

I write erotica because: cake is delicious.

In conclusion, I am: literally a sentient birthday cake.