About me
- Gender
- Female
- Birthday
- November 8
- Location
- the naughty recesses of my mind
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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contemplate the eternal
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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take out menus
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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cunt
- I write erotica because
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I'm not smart enough to write Proustian fiction
- In conclusion, I am
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therefore I think.
But seriously, my stories are either silly and fun, or twisted and absolutely perverted. Hopefully you'll find something you like. And if you DO like something, feel free to send me messages or leave comments or click the like button -- feedback is SO rewarding for us writers!!
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Peter fucks the slutty neighbor
by alicetinycf
Chapter 6 in Becoming Alexa
I smiled invitingly at Peter. Or rather, Kacey, the next door neighbor who always paraded around in sexy outfits, smiled at him. "Uh, hi, Kacey," my teen son said, and I noticed his cock bulging in his pants immediately. "Um...why are you in our house? And, uh, why are your tits...
5 years ago 441 Words 16 Likes 5,841 Views -
April 19, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 12 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, Today I set up my phone so that it was pointed at my butt and while I chatted with Matt I pushed a ton of grapes into my asshole. Still no way I'm going to let him see me -- imagine if he knew who I was! -- but no harm in showing him my cute little tushy, right? He k...
5 years ago 201 Words 11 Likes 1,668 Views -
Jordyn Jones is anally
by alicetinycf
Chapter 6 in Jordyn Jones Tastes Her Asshole
"Aaaaaaaaagh!" Her ass was on fire. Jordyn screamed loudly, conveying the pain she felt, the emotional turmoil that gripped her, the terrible situation she was in. Alone in the Mexican villa while her family was enjoying herself, the cute 19 year old blonde was being roughly so...
5 years ago 1,847 Words 7 Likes 1,548 Views -
To eat food out of another girl's ass
by alicetinycf
Chapter 2 in The “Anything” Promise
She looks at you, not saying anything for a moment, and you wonder if you've managed to push her limits. Then she laughs, loud and sharp. "Well," she says, "I did not see that one coming." "Too much?" you ask. She waves her hand, as if to dismiss the notion. "Oh, fuck no. I sa...
5 years ago 207 Words 44 Likes 30,633 Views -
April 16, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 11 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, I've met someone! Well, not _met_ met. I've just chatted with him online. Where did I meet this special someone, you ask? Why, in a very lovely and normal sort of place, of course. Hahah, just kidding, I met him in an anal fetish chatroom! I go by the fun name of B...
5 years ago 304 Words 10 Likes 1,601 Views -
April 12, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 10 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, This is a complete list, in chronological order, of the things I put up my ass today: 1. My finger, when I first woke up and masturbated. I used spit as lube and sucked all that yummy flavor. 2. A strawberry. I was having yogurt and strawberries for breakfast and I...
5 years ago 226 Words 9 Likes 1,763 Views -
April 10, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 9 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, I made a big mistake. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck **FUCK**! B called me, out of the blue. He was still sad about the breakup, his business was fucked thanks to covid, he just wanted to see me. I said no way, I'm not seeing _anyone_, no way I'm getting that fucking vir...
5 years ago 900 Words 10 Likes 1,883 Views -
April 9, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 8 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, A hot dog. Up my asshole. And then I ate it. I take back everything nasty I ever said about weird German porn.
5 years ago 25 Words 11 Likes 1,943 Views -
April 8, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 7 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, Did you know you can order sex toys online? I mean, yeah, when I write it down, it sounds so obvious. But how fun is it that you don't have to leave the covid-free comfort of your home, just a few clicks online, and then a couple of days later a package arrives with...
5 years ago 260 Words 11 Likes 2,009 Views -
April 4, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 6 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, Four fingers. Up. My. Butt! What is going on with me??? AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE FREAKY THING!!!! Let me back up. After cumming so crazy hard with that finger in my backdoor, it's probably not a shock that butt-fingering has become a regular occurrence during the hot...
5 years ago 505 Words 10 Likes 2,165 Views -
March 31, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 5 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, Big news on the anal front! For the first time in the life of Anna Kendrick, the amazingly talented actress has stuck something up her ass. [Record Scratch] "Say what????" Yes, it's true! Last night, as I was curled up in bed watching porn (like you do), I watched...
5 years ago 320 Words 8 Likes 2,242 Views -
March 30, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 4 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, It's been a couple of weeks since this covid madness shut everything down here in Hollywood. I've managed to take a couple of showers during that time, hahaha. Zoom calls are getting pretty tiresome, though. I miss real life people! And of course, I am watching way...
5 years ago 330 Words 8 Likes 2,544 Views -
March 22, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 3 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, Yes, this pandemic thing fucking sucks. Now I'm starting to wish I hadn't broken up with B so we could have quarantined together. I mean, yeah he's boring, but at least we could have been doing it nonstop like bunnies. I might even have let him do me back there! (Oka...
5 years ago 217 Words 8 Likes 2,858 Views -
March 13, 2020
by alicetinycf
Chapter 2 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Dear Diary, I wasn't really paying much attention to this virus thing, but now it seems like it's going to be really bad. Great! Just what we fucking need! As if our country isn't in enough of a mess already, now we have to worry about some plague? Ugh!! Anyway, in good news, I...
5 years ago 267 Words 9 Likes 3,653 Views -
Introduction
by alicetinycf
Chapter 1 in Anna Kendrick's Anal Food Diary
Prologue: March 13, 2021 ------------------------ Anna Kendrick yawned, slowly opened her sleepy eyes, and stretched her arms high above her head. "Morning already?" she sighed. Tossing the covers aside, she stepped lightly out of bed. It had been a warm night and so the slender...
5 years ago 573 Words 17 Likes 10,013 Views -
A frothy mix of eggs, water, buttjuice, and shit (Disgusting Version)
by alicetinycf
Chapter 8 in Jordyn Jones Tastes Her Asshole
Jordyn shimmied and danced for several minutes, her clit throbbing in anticipation. She could feel the squishy wetness in her ass getting nicely blended together._ My asshole is the best blender around!_ She laughed happily at that thought. Finally she squatted down over the bow...
5 years ago 377 Words 5 Likes 908 Views -
A frothy mix of eggs, water, and buttjuice (Clean Version)
by alicetinycf
Chapter 8 in Jordyn Jones Tastes Her Asshole
Jordyn shimmied and danced for several minutes, her clit throbbing in anticipation. She could feel the squishy wetness in her ass getting nicely blended together. _My asshole is the best blender around!_ She laughed happily at that thought. Finally she squatted down over the bow...
5 years ago 299 Words 3 Likes 828 Views -
She finds a funnel
by alicetinycf
Chapter 7 in Jordyn Jones Tastes Her Asshole
Pulling open the drawers in the kitchen, the naughty teen found what she was looking for. She grabbed the funnel and a pitcher of water and placed them on the ground. Then she searched the cupboards and found a large bowl, which she placed next to the funnel and pitcher. Jordyn...
5 years ago 396 Words 2 Likes 1,195 Views -
He enjoys himself, she doesn't.
by alicetinycf
Chapter 5 in Jordyn Jones Tastes Her Asshole
Her eyes wide with fear, she begged him pitifully. "Please! I...I'll suck your cock. I give really good blowjobs! Please...not in my ass!" He laughed and reached out for her arm, gripping it tight. "Oh yes, you will suck my cock indeed. But after it has been in your ass. Won't t...
5 years ago 825 Words 2 Likes 1,272 Views -
A man
by alicetinycf
Chapter 3 in Jordyn Jones Tastes Her Asshole
The man in the doorway was tall and handsome. Jordyn got all quivery just looking at him. >  "Um...hi," she said, a little flustered. Her b...
5 years ago 212 Words 2 Likes 2,674 Views
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